I think the hard part of "World Domination" would be managing the whole world at the same time. So first off I'd need to find a number of loyal generals to manage regions while I'm not dedicating my full attention to them. Four of them sounds reasonable to me, a big guy, a smart guy, a girl and some kind of weirdo freak. Actually taking power I imagine would be a fairly easy task. In a series of one panel scenes I take out various entrenched world leaders and declare myself the world's new Super Power. The one threat to my reign is if there's some sort of plucky rebellious faction that can get through my Generals and kick my ass. But I don't see how that could happen, they have such varied strengths and only bicker behind my back where I pretend I can't hear them.

This is a way more difficult question than it seems, Bizarro having fairly inconsistent traits throughout the years. Because he's not an evil Superman, he's somewhere between a parody or an Anti-Superman. He thinks he's doing the right thing but his perception is being passed through absurd filters that make the outcomes disasterous for normal society.

I guess to create something that has the narrative possibilities of Bizarro in relation to me, it'd have to be someone hell bent on supporting successful things. Kpop stan type of character, who thinks that if they aren't putting their full support behind the conglomerate that people will lose their jobs and suffer. Absurdo the Amenable only buys new Batman and Spider-Man titles, gets their key issues graded, exclusively streams the trendiest live service games and gatchas, and of course listens to Imagine Dragons. The Bizarro flavoured irony of course being that blind support for the biggest thing does nothing to prevent mass layoffs and if anything encourages them so the people at the top can skim bigger bonuses.

It took me a little while to get to this one, but a good boy can be paitent for me right? I can see you nodding that pretty little head already, but we both know there's somewhere it would rather be. Here, let me guide you to where you're meant to be cutie, just make sure you're giving plenty of kisses on the way down. I hardly need to tell you I'm sure the thought's been burning in your mind for days, weeks maybe. After all, only you know how long it took to work up the nerve to send this ask sweetie. But back to the task at hand and don't you just look so cute between my strong thighs! Now, let's get those lovely lips onto my cock and don't you worry about how tight I'm squeezing, I wouldn't want to hurt my good boy~