There's some embarrassing things on that list that we don't need to get into

wizard with a gun

YOUR DREAM CAN BECOME A REALITY IN TWO EASY STEPS
1) BUY US TICKETS
2) GET ME TO THE SHOW

I remember a billion years ago a homie told me he didn't like lucky star cuz nothing happened, completely ignoring the fact that lucky star is great BECAUSE nothing happens

Anyway I start at the head

I HAVE BEEN THINKING ON THIS NONSTOP FOR WEEKS AND I KNOW I'M GONNA SOUND LIKE A SHITTY MARK BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH OMEGA VS OKADA AT DOMINION 2018.

Watching that shit as it happened with the boiz was fucking.... insane.
Like all of the NJPW Omega vs Okada matches were fantastic but like..... damn.... making that last one 2 out of 3 falls made the whole thing so god damn stressful in the best way possible lol

Did I just get cursed?!??? What happened??????

IS THE SKY BLUE? DO BIRDS FLY???

OF COURSE I DO YOU STUPID IDIOT. I'M ONLY HUMAN.

They never taught me hieroglyphics in school I'm sorry I have no idea what you're sayin

Head first. A quick painless death.

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