I think my most recent lie was saying I'd had lunch… when I actually just had something sweet instead.

That my cold’s healing just fine. It’s been a week and I still can’t taste or smell anything. 😭

That I thought my friend’s sister’s baby was pretty.

I lied to my mom about a skirt that I borrowed from her. Except that I actually took from her closet and she didn't know about it.

“I’m doing proper well, innit.”

Well, I told the new intern that his tie was nice because I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but it was... exotic.

Told a coworker my Wi-Fi was down just so I wouldn't have to join a Meet. Easiest work-from-home lie ever. Wasn't really into socialising that day (three days ago).