It's not so much of a drinking problem as it is a general impulse-control problem. It doesn't help that he keeps overestimating what he can handle ever since becoming NEO. With higher confidence and gaining a safe environment has also come more indulgence. He'll greedily take alcohol, food, sex, shiny objects, or whatever else he wants in abundance because he deserves it, but also because it's simply too hard to resist. He gets anxious if there are things around him he wants or needs and he doesn't take enough of it. On the other hand, he also gets anxious if he has too much because he might lose it. All that comes on top of having a highstrung and strongwilled nature to begin with. The other issue is that Tenna has a very hard time saying no to him.

(I know you meant Neo, no worries)

LMAOh my God, bro. That's one Hell of a story.

I suppose I've teased you enough about it by only mentioning it in bits and pieces. tbh I kinda just wanted to piss off Jevil fans because they never get anything and I'm mean. I didn't think anyone really cared that much, though. Glad to know that my teasing was successful on at least you.

So…

Spamton and Jevil always had an iffy relationship to begin with. Both of them foresaw (at least parts of, for what canon knowledge we currently have) a terrible prophecy, realized the the impermanence of their existence, and went mad from it. In Spamton's case, he refused to accept fate and tried desperately to obtain freedom. Jevil, meanwhile, gave into the inevitability of fate and decided to enjoy the ride while he still could, opting to pursue a life of chaos since he came to see consequences as irrelevent in the grand scheme of things. I'm not sure whether or not they had some sort of in-person contact or if, rather, they were able to somehow communicate through the shadow crystals - but it's clear that they knew each-other to some degree prior to us meeting either of them in the game.

I believe that they both must have felt an initial sense of relief at finding another person who understood what they did, and jumped the gun into a friendship over that fact, but the rapport was short-lived. Jevil continually tried to convince Spamton to abandon his ambitions because they were futile, and instead embrace the chaos as he had. Spamton refused, ultimately becoming afraid of Jevil - afraid of becoming like Jevil should he fail. A small part of why he completely gave up after his defeat as NEO and relinquished his autonomy to become the dealmakers was due to this fear. He'd rather be nothing or be dead than just accept that there wasn't anything out there for him like Jevil did. At the end of the day, Spamton chose, in his own way, to help others rather than to hurt them at the end of his story, which is unlike Jevil.

In my little AU thing or whatever you want to call it, where everyone lives and the Light and Darkworlds are connected, Spamton (who remains NEO, albeit a corrupted and broken version of it) is of course ecstatic to finally be free. Tragically, that joy quickly faded once he realized that he didn't actually feel any different… He had no idea what to do with himself now that he had his freedom. His whole life has been a consistent struggle of pursuit and failure, but at least he was always working towards something. Now it was all just going through the motions. He thought maybe it didn't feel as good to him as he imagined it would because he didn't actually earn it. The reason he wound up in the Lightworld had nothing to do with any of his own actions - it was just something that happened. So all that pursuit and failure, all those nights spent alone, screaming his loved ones' names at the bottom of a dumpster, nobody coming to help him, all that grief and the beatings and the prayers - it was all for nothing. It was just bad things that happened. For everything he'd been through, being robbed of the ability to enjoy his freedom upon finally obtaining it is what hurt the most.

Then came the self-loathing. He'd already had to struggle with the fact that NEO wasn't everything he wanted it to be, even with its strings cut. Now he agonized that maybe the problem simply was himself. He finally had everything he ever wanted, he should be happy, but he wasn't - so maybe he was just broken and could never be happy. There was no other reality to run to that would save him from that. The Lightworld didn't have anything to offer him. Not even the kids needed him now that their journey was over. He was getting thorouhly exhausted of trying to find meaning, and his mind was teetering on the edge of going to very dark places.

For better or for worse, this is when Jevil arrived.

Jevil had intentionally sought Spamton out. He knew that he was NEO now and he wanted to see what Spamton would do with that since making it to the Lightworld. His disappointment to realize that the answer was "nothing" couldn't be understated. He also saw, though Spamton tried to hide it, that the NEO body was a burden. For both of these things, he felt pity for Spamton, and decided to cheer him up like the jester he was. He told Spamton that settling into monotony was unacceptable and he'd need to do something about it now or else he'd meet an early fate, and he suggested that the reason Spamton didn't know what to do with himself was because he was overwhelmed by the options. The could do whatever they wanted! The possibilities were nearly endless! Basically, didn't he just want to go apeshit? They should cause some CHAOS CHAOS. So that's exactly what they did.

Jevil and Spamton proceeded to go on a major bender. During it, they wanted to experience everything the Lightworld had to offer - seeing the sights, then destroying the sights just for the Hell of it, scythe and pipis target practice, fighting each-other, fighting other people who dared to try and stop them, hotwiring cars suited for large enough monsters that NEO could also joyride them, crashing and abandonning said cars when they were done with them, dumpster diving for interesting old items (Spamton's idea) then getting bored of that and stealing interesting new items (Jevil's idea), dine-and-dashing lightner food, chugging lightner alcohol, getting frisky on one occasion (even if the moment was ruined by Spamton accidentally saying Tenna's name and having to jack off sadly and drunkenly because it made Jevil mad), smashing every TV and computer in an electronic store, vandalizing signs of Queen's political campaigns in the nearby city, breaking in and triggering the sprinklers to ruin shops and merchandise that the addisons had set up…just engaging in deliquency overall. They cost thousands of dollars in property damage and racked up a number of charges to their names while remaining largely untouchable by law enforcement thanks to the power of NEO and Jevil's bullet-hell bullshit.

3 months of this until Undyne and other officers were finally able to put a stop to their chaos. Granted, it took nearly every cop in a 10-mile radius, and they were only able to subdue Spamton thanks to him being incredibly drunk at the time. Thankfully for the police that day, not even NEO's bluelight special could save him from the sheer amount of alcohol coursing through his system. At the last minute amton saw Jevil, watching him as he was held on the ground and told his rights, smile awkwardly then vanish. Oh well. That's what he gets for trusting a fucking clown.

To be honest, Jevil had his own ulterior motives for this whole thing. Since making it to the Lightworld himself, he had been searching for Seam, wondering if he too was there somewhere…but he didn't know if he could even face Seam after everything. He terrified Seam. Seam had to break ties with him even though he never wanted to. Jevil's chaos was too much for him to handle. Then Seam was even forced to lock him away for his misdeeds. Jevil never held the same bitterness for Seam that Spamton had for Tenna - a darkners life was too short for that - but he did wish things worked out differently for them. It just wasn't in Seam's nature to embrace chaos. Meanwhile, all this time had passed and Jevil was still the same, even despite obtaining his own freedom from the prophecy. Chaos had simply become a way of life for him. Would Seam even want to see him again, that being the case? Not wanting to think about it, he told himself he was just taking a break from his search, and he went to go blow off some steam with Spamton instead, largely using him to avoid dealing with his own situation within the Hell he created for himself (and for those around him).

Jevil didn't want to abandon Spamton, but his only other option was to step in and most likely wind up getting caught as well. Spamton would have done the same thing if he was in his situation... At least, that's what he told himself. It was definitely something he needed to see, though. Jevil realized from witnessing Spamton's arrest that since there was no longer any predetermined end for him to face, his free-will did have an impact and his actions did have consequences. It's just too bad that Spamton was the one who had to face those consequences for the both of them. Jevil reteats to the Darkworld after that, deciding he was safer and he could have more fun there. However, he did start to calm down on his antics, at least for a little while, because he had a lot to think about.

Anyway, Spamton was arrested. When he regained consciousness after blocking out in the world's largest prison cell, he bet your ass he was PISSED to rememeber how Jevil screwed him over at the last minute. He couldn't even rat him out as an accomplice in exchange for a plea deal because he had no idea where Jevil went! As his hangover faded, the devastating realization that he may have completely fucked up whatever chance at a new life had began sinking in. Being in a cell felt familiar to being tied by strings… Spamton became anxious, restless, claustrophobic, even downright frantic at times, literally chewing at the bars like some kind of animal and just overall being a huge pain in the ass for whoever's turn it was to deal with him (like Undyne lol she can't stand him).

He faced initial charges of public disturbance, resisting arrest, and assault of a police officer. After 24 hours he went to a bail hearing, but had no means to pay it, so went back to the clink. The date for his criminal trial was indefinite. More charges would be coming once the prices for the damage he caused was tallied up, but that would take time to do. Most likely, he'd spend a prolonged amount of time in jail due the length of the investigation and the fact that darkners in the Lightworld were such a new phenomenom. There was a lot of technicalities that the courts had to consider. Spamton didn't technically count as a citizen, he didn't have any identification, so he also didn't technically have any rights and couldn't be legally represented, meaning they had to decide whether or not the police even had any juristiction to sentence him. They could only treat him as they would any other case until these matters were sorted. At least the lawyer assigned to Spamton's defense said they could argue in the future to count the time he'd be spending there towards whatever his final sentence may be, but to be honest, Spamton really couldn't fathom a future at that point, so everything that lawyer said fell on deaf ears.

The courts had to choose someone to represent the Darkworld in these affairs, which naturally fell on the Darkworld's prince, our favorite fluffy boy: Ralsei. Age, like many aspects when it comes to darkners, is somewhat abstract. It could be argued that Ralsei is a minor because he seems so young, so the courts didn't feel comfortable negotiating only with him. Because Spamton is originally from Cyber City, Queen was also called upon. Kris, hearing about all of this from Ralsei, phones Tenna to bail Spamton out. Spamton didn't know it at the time, but Kris had actually been worried about him, they just didn't have any way to contact him (he'd feel bad about that later). Kris didn't want to talk to Tenna, but they wanted Spamton out of jail. Being a minor, they couldn't do anything about it themselves, and they knew that Toriel wouldn't hear them out - but most importantly, they knew that Tenna would do anything they wanted. Tenna proceeded to literally beg Lanino and Elnina to help by taking out a loan to pay for Spamton's bail (since Tenna hadn't been doing much of anything in the Lightworld aside from being a good TV to Mettaton, no bank would give him a loan, but Lanino and Elnina already had jobs as weather people) and for some reason unknown even to them, they obliged. Tenna promised to find a way to pay them back someday and to never ask them for anything ever again.

Spamton felt humiliated to be bailed out by Tenna of all people, and he definitely didn't want any of the kids, especially Kris, to pity him. So hearing Kris was how Tenna even knew he was in jail added to the humiliation. But overall he was just relieved to be out of there, even if he didn't know what was going to happen to him from there. It was...awkward. Spamton and Tenna had reunited in Castle Town, but that was hardly a joyous occasion for either of them. The last time they saw each-other was right before the kids gave Tenna to Mettaton. Spamton was a real jerk and said some terrible things to him back then... Seeing Tenna again after that felt kind of surreal. They clearly had a lot to talk about, but for the time being, Tenna just took Spamton to the ghost house. As I've said before, they all lived together for a while in less than ideal conditions.

For once in his life, Spamton got lucky. He got very lucky. Had he been arrested after Lightworld and Darkworld relations been more legally established, he would have wound up in jail for at least 5 years - but because the situation was so iffy at the time, he got off easy. Ralsei also vouched for him a lot and even Queen pulled some strings (no pun intended) despite Spamton vandalizing a few of her campaign ads (she was only doing that for shits and giggles anyway). Spamton was sentenced to house arrest for 23 months and wore an ankle monitor that entire time while also abiding to a strict curfew, meeting with a parole officer bi-weekly, abstaining from any alcohol, and partaking in routine drug and alcohol tests. Additionally, he was required to perform 240 hours of community service, which he spent helping to construct a park in Hometown (said park being the 7 flowers' big project since getting to the Lightworld, sponsored by Flower King). Needless to say, Spamton fucking HATED it! He fucking hated his life throughout it all! But he had no choice. His bitch ass got humbled.

Some time later, after he was finally free…again - and after he and Tenna had moved into their own home and began trying to patch their relationship back up, I dare you to guess what happened.

Jevil showed up again.

Yup. Just in time for Spamton to finally start making everything right, Jevil comes careening back into his life like a speeding car ready to fuck everything up. Spamton was, of course, furious with Jevil. He denied that he'd have left Jevil to get arrested had their positions been swapped (but part of him wasn't sure if that was even true). However, he also knew that he couldn't blame Jevil for everything ... Spamton made plenty of bad decisions on his own. Jevil never held a pipis blaster to his head and forced him to do any of the things he did while they were on their bender. Regardless, it was still taking all of his self-control not to beat the everloving shit out of Jevil right on his and Tenna's (who wasn't home at the time) doorstep, but he was afraid of going to jail again lol. But that didn't stop him from demanding to know why Jevil dared to come back, and he threatened to call the cops on him if he wasn't satisfied with his answer (which was a bluff and Jevil knew it).

Apparently, after Kris managed to drag more details about what happened with Spamton out of Ralsei (once Spamton was sentenced), they went to Castle Town to find and confront Jevil about it (Susie came as backup). Kris wanted to know why Jevil did all of that. They and Ralsei were both worried on if they could even trust Jevil anymore. After a brief confrontation, Jevil stopped having fun with their skirmish once he saw how genuinely angry Kris was. He didn't see that look even in the eyes of the kings who ordered him to be locked away. That said…he knew it wasn't fair for Spamton to be jailed while he wasn't. He did feel bad about the whole thing because he knew what Spamton was going through by being betrayed and imprisoned like that. Afterall, no matter how much Spamton may hate him, Jevil will still always be the person who understands him better than anyone - better even than Kris, though Spamton has fooled himself into believing otherwise. He was honest to Kris about his search for Seam and how he halted it to go on the bender with Spamton, though he didn't admit exactly why aside from saying he had some conflicting emotions over his search being unsuccessful. He offered to make things right by busting Spamton out of prison, but Susie quickly shoots that offer down. Her, Kris, and Ralsei soon decide that Jevil should stay in the Darkworld for a while, and Ralsei adds that he'll ask (more like voluntell) Jevil to help him improve Dark Castle to keep him busy. Almost 2 years later, Ralsei decides that Jevil should be allowed back into the Lightworld since Spamton's punishment was also over by then. It only seemed fair. This, without Ralsei's intention, is what revealed to Jevil that Spamton had been released.

Jevil simply wanted to apologize to Spamton. He invited Spamton out for the day to have some legal fun and even pay for it all since he'd earned some Lightworld money by entertaining lightner tourists at the Dark Castle. Even though every neuron in his brain was urging him not to, Spamton couldn't say no to free food and fun - but he made it perfectly clear that he was trying really hard to make things work out between him and Tenna, so there was to be no funny business. Jevil promised to keep his antics to a minimum. At first, they did have a good wholesome time. Jevil was curious about Spamton's plans since he was also in the process of having to rethink things for his own life. He admitted that seeing Spamton get arrested made him realize how different things were now, and how he couldn't fall back on a temporary world and existence or an inescapable prophecy to excuse his misdeeds. Feeling guilt and apprehension for the first time in years wasn't pleasant... But Spamton didn't have any answers for him. Even if he was happier with Tenna now, he still didn't know what to do with himself in the long run. He'd had bad luck for so long, never succeeded at anything, and had gotten so used to being abandoned. The despair and resentment didn't go away just because they were in the Lightworld now. He never expected that. So he and Jevil were in similar positions in terms of feeling lost… The day started to take a bleaker turn after that conversation.

Truly, neither of them intended for things to get crazy - they were just trying too hard to revitalize the good vibes, and turned to some casual drinking and "crashing" a barbeque at the park as a means to do that (the barbeque was public, so no actual crashing occurred). But casual drinking turned into not-so-casual drinking and they quickly got bored. Even though Spamton hadn't been back to the Darkworld for all this time, he and Jevil both went to the Party Dojo seeking some more exciting entertainment. They had a ton of fun but eventually get kicked out by a Zapper for being too drunk and boistrous and because Spamton wouldn't stop launching pipis during battle challenges (nearly everything and everyone in the dojo was painted blue from pipis by the time they were kicked out)

Despite things getting out of hand, they had fun, and at least they didn't do anything illegal. Still, Spamtom really hoped never to wake up on the floor of an alley ever again… It was extra distressing for him to see Jevil as the first person by his side when he came to. Then he was angey all over again! To Jevil's credit, he was considerate enough to stay with Spamton the whole time he was passed out (bear minimum btw) and he filled Spamton in on some of the less embarrassing things that'd happened. Just to be sure Jevil was telling the truth about it all, Spamton took a walk of shame back to the Party Dojo where the staff there filled him in on the rest of the blanks - then they told him to NEVER come back. Jevil caught up with Spamton to walk him home afterwards, which is when the panic set in because Spamton realized he was way beyond the time he intended to get home, which was supposed to be before Tenna got back. Not only that, Tenna had been trying to text him (Spamton doesn't like phones, but modern phones don't make him as anxious, so he doesn't make or take calls but he still texts, even if Tenna sucks at it) but none of them went through because phones don't work in the Darkworld. It was only after getting back to the Lightworld that Spamton recieved the 52 texts Tenna had sent over the past however fucking long he was out.

Poor Tenna had been frantic. He didn't know where Spamton was or why, and he couldn't get him on the phone. It was a very familiar dread… What if he never got Spamton back this time? He asked everyone but nobody knew where he was. Eventually, somebody did mention seeing Spamton at the park, but they didn't know anything aside from the fact that he left with Jevil. Prior to that, Tenna was considering going to the police for help, but then he became too afraid that if Spamton was found with Jevil they'd put him in jail again. Terror shifted to relief and eventually to anger after Spamton finally texted him back saying that he was okay and on his way home. That anger then amplified tenfold when he saw Jevil return alongside him. Even Jevil knew it was time to just get the fuck out of there as fast as possible or he was going to be turned into jester soup.

Tenna was understandably outraged. How, after everything he had done for Spamton since they reunited, could Spamton put him through that again? He thought Spamton was serious when he agreed they should patch things up, but now it felt like Tenna was the only one taking them seriously. They had a big fight over it, one that could have lowered the curtains on ther relationship for good, but neither of them wanted to give up. They were both exhausted and decided just to deal with it in the morning when Spamton got over his hangover.

When morning came, Tenna told Spamton he'd only forgive him if he agreed to start going to couple's therapy with him. To be honest, Tenna didn't want to do it either. Like Spamton, he didn't believe any of that therapy stuff really worked, but Elnina and Lanino had been telling him about how great it was for them since they started going to deal with their competitiveness and disagreements on how to pursue their new careers and lives in the Lightworld. They even suggested it to Tenna back when they first heard he and Spamton were going to live in their new home together (they both also just wanted Tenna to get into some kind of therapy anyway). If it didn't work…well, then they'd just go from there. But they both had to admit that they needed some change they clearly weren't capable of making on their own.

The therapy was touch and go. Sometimes it helped, sometimes it didn't. They're both too set in their ways to always follow advice all the way through. But overall, they did start to get happier together thanks to the external mediation and to their own efforts, alongside their own individual healing that they both desperately needed. Their therapist, however, is slowly going insane from having them as clients 💀

And as for Jevil? I'm not so sure...but for now he's giving Spamton plenty of space.

Gladly!

Susie's home life isn't great - we know this much. She even prefers to go to the darkworld at the end of the day in the game. While we don't know how her situation ends in the game yet, I imagine that as a minor, she still is obligated to live with her family and still doesn't like it. It's good that she has friends like Kris and Noelle to hang out with (even if Noelle's mom isn't fond of her). In my little AU thing or whatever it is, since the darkworld and lightworld coexist, she probably spends a lot of time in the darkworld. But not all of the darkners she knows are in there all the time, so sometimes it still gets lonely. Since learning more or less about the game's events, Toriel has been starting to do more stuff with Kris to strengthen their bond, which was kind of forced on Kris initially but they began working it out and improving their relationship as well. Thus, Kris is not always available anymore either. Plus, Susie has been working hard to take her studying more seriously, and when she's with her friends or in the dark world she gets too distracted. The sneotenna house has offered a new place of escape and solitude for her. Pretty much the first day they moved in, Tenna invited her to come over. It took her a while to take him up on that offer, and Spamton wasn't too keen on it for a bit (not that he doesn't like Susie, he just likes the feeling of having his own place to be too). Tenna is very nice to Susie, sometimes in a way that Susie isn't used to and even that people who are used to kindness find overbearing, but he has done hisvown improving at respecting the boundaries of others. If Susie doesn't feel comfortable at her own home, if she doesn't have anywhere else to go, if she needs somewhere to study, or even if she just wants to hang out - she's always welcome. Tenna always keeps some of her favorite snacks stocked, and he gets extra treats if he knows that Kris, Ralsei, or Noelle will be joining her (though Kris isn't commonly there when Tenna is). After a while, Tenna even gave Susie a spare key. Even the key to their place is stupidly big lol. He and Spamton actually had an argument about that because Tenna did it without bringing it up with Spamton, but what's done is done. Spamton is sometimes social with Susie but sometimes not. It depends on his mood. Of course, he doesn't act any differently in his own house just because there's guests (for better or for worse). Sometimes they have fun, especially when Kris or the others are there too. As I've mentioned before on twitter, Spamton has a mess of parts cars out back that he tinkers with, and most of his bonding with Susie has been through him giving Susie some lessons on car maintenance since she expressed interest in it and the gang is getting older and will probably be practicing driving soon. Susie is excited to be able to drive for the independenc. She really wants to go on a roadtrip adventure with her friends someday.

Oh yeah, and sometimes when she knows that neither Tenna nor Spamton will be at home, she sneaks Noelle over so that just the two of them can have time together - a welcome respite from Carol that allows Noelle to be herself for a while too. They usually wind up streaming a movie from Noelle's phone or snooping around. She thinks she's slick but Tenna is well aware that she does this - he just doesn't say anything to her (or to Spamton)

Absolutely!
First, let me ramble a little bit about Tenna and Mettaton's relationship.
After making it to the light world, Tenna and Mettaton of course instantly become friends, and while Tenna is happy just to continue being Mettaton's loyal television, Mettaton also opens up to him about his own dreams and they start to bond further. Mettaton later meets Alphys while Tenna is showing him the darkworld (remember, they both exist in this scenario). Alphys, for context, has been having a blast in the darkworlds since discovering them. I like to kind of mix UT and DR canons for the characters, so I imagine that Alphys had been getting more into robotics after bonding with Sweet Cap'n Cakes over anime soundtracks. Alphys and Mettaton bond over the excitement of discovering new opportunities, and Alphys decides to take part in building Mettaton a temporary body (the boxy one) while Swatch - who Mettaton has also met and befriended, naturally - works with him on making a better one (his EX form).

Sneo comes into the picture later after re-reuniting with Tenna in the lightworld (they reunited for the first time in Castle Town before Tenna left, and it wasn't very pleasant). Without going into too much detail, a bender and a bad break with a clown left him in some trouble which Ralsei and Tenna generously helped him get out of, and he wound up having to stay with Tenna and Mettaton in the ghost house for quite some time afterwards. It was cramped and there was a lot of tension and, even though the slowly started to get on good terms again, he largely felt like a third-wheel next to him and Mettaton.

Fastfoward and eventually they're all cool with each-other. Mettaton gets his body, Spamton gets updated to his NEO form which makes it less cumbersome for him, and Tenna and Spamton even talk about getting back together. After getting his own ideal body from Swatch, Mettaton gains quite a flair for the dramatic and starts performing in a couple places before eventually being presented with bigger opportunities. While Tenna performed alongside Mettaton at first in a short-lived but very fun TV Time revival, he starts to act more as an agent for Mettaton as Mettaton's own career advances. Mettaton winds up getting his own show inspired by TV Time - with Tenna as his agent and eventually his producer. Mettaton use the profits to help buy a home for Tenna and Spamton. tbh it's a piece of shit in an abandoned offset of town. Mettaton didn't think it was THAT bad (he got scammed lol) but Tenna and especially Spamton couldn't complain, since what really matters is that it's big enough for the two of them be ause it was originally constructed for large monsters. Tenna and Spamton, while amicable, had reservations about staying together as a couple after their past (almost entirely on Spamton's side), wind up bonding a great deal through renovating the home together and finally make plans to remain in a long-term relationship, although they BOTH still need to work on some things - which is also mostly on Spamton's side atp (Tenna got a headstart with his healing thanks to his friendship with Mettaton). Also due to Spamton still having quite a bit of issues, he doesn't exactly have a job. He still finds and sells some things just for the love of the game (first through dumpster diving, but he eventually stops that and starts thrift-flipping and reselling instead). He also takes up more hobbies: furniture restoration, tinkering with lightworld cars, painting, and even piano again. Hometown has gotten a lot more visitors since the darkworlds opened up, so sometimes he gets to fix the cars of stranded tourists. Ralsei even bought some paintings from him to spruce up the castle since lightner tourists have been visiting it as well. Tenna is always so proud of Spamton whenever he makes money...and even moreso when he doesn't eat it! The first time Spamton saved enough to take them both out for dinner was a wonderful occasion, despite the food poisoning that Spamton got because his luck is still shitty sometimes.

Spamton definitely prefers to work for himself by just doing whatever he wants and making money independently. It also helps him get away with not paying taxes lol
But I think if he were to get an actual job, and eventually that most likely will happen because Spamton is a very ambitious individual - he'd wind up running a pawn shop. It suits him perfectly! He'd have to do some preliminary work he'd hate, though. Since I apparently HC Deltarune in Canada for some reason, that means at least proving he has knowledge/education equal to secondary school, maybe even getting a degree or certificate in business administration or something similar, he could probably argue that his self-employed sells count as experience...but that doesn't get him out of needing a pawnsbroker license or adhering to federal regulation or getting insurance...and he can't get any of that without having a SIN and paying taxes, so the CRA wouldn't be happy with him since he hasn't done any of that yet but he's still been living in the lightworld. Ralsei could probably help his situation as a representative of all dark ers, but that would require asking Ralsei for help first... All of that is probably a major part of the reason he hasn't done it yet! 😭

Thank you for the lovely ask!

First of all, I've been thinking, and you'll see where I'm going with this in a minute... I see Sneo as biomechanical, with the metal parts of the NEO body being a part of him, and not armor that he can take off - but I have come up with and more or less incorporated a naked design for him after initially making it just for fun. Then I started to think about the scenarios in my head. If both the darkworld and the lightworld exist and people cam travel between them, ways for the worlds' matter to interact must be really interesting. Additionally, darkners and lightners can directly communicate. It is possible then that Spamton could ask Mettaton to alter the NEO body through his art program so that it better suits him, since NEO was never meant for him and so had physical drawbacks even after getting the strings cut. This would be a great way to explain him getting better from some of the disabilities brought on by being in NEO. But it would have to be systemic. Mettaton can't update the file then just magically have it be different. Unfortunately for Spamton, he would have to leave the NEO body in the dark world with Swatch for it to be updated after having Mettaton edit the file in the light world. Maybe then my Sneo couldn't remove anything before, but after the update he is able to take the heavier metal parts off like armor to facilitate some comfort. Additionally, I see Spamton as transmasc, but draw him dualsex because it's fun. But in the scenario I just described, maybe it was the NEO update that gave him a dick. I want to explore that idea even further eventually, but for now, onto the actual ask...

Mettaton would already have a decent idea what to expect from Sneo, since he and Spamton worked on updating NEO together - but seeing it in person is different. They both get hit and heavy with each-other to rile Tenna up, planning also to double team him with their attention. But Spamton gets a little too excited, what with the new organ (alrhough this would certainly not the first time he's used it, it's still new) and the involvement with the person who literallly created his God bod and who is hot af as well (Mettaton has his EX body here). So Sneo winds up cumming super prematurely. Mettaton, albeit surprised, gets an ego boost from it. Tenna, meanwhile, gets a little bent out of shape about how Mettaton made Spamton cum way faster than he's ever been able to. Seeing Spamton so sensitive and stimulated and flushed underneath Mettaton gives him the furious boner of instant competitiveness, so he dives in to (respectfully) overstim Spamton alongside Mettaton. However, it doesn't last long before Spamton and Mettaton turn on him. They shower him with praise and attention until he lets go of wanting to be in control and begs for more love. Spamton speedruns his refractory period while watching Tenna and Mettaton get it on, then he joins in. He still only wants Tenna to have access to his pussy, but Mettaton is more than welcome to play with his dick (he earned it, afterall, he helped bring it to life!). But as foolhardy as Spamton is, even he knows he wouldn't be able to tank the stimulation from both parts, especially if Tenna kept up with the worship like he adores. So he has Mettaton keep Tenna still while he plays with him a bit, facefucking him eagerly while Mettaton jerks Tenna off for taking it so well. But before Tenna can bust, Spamton stops Mettaton. This makes Tenna whine because he HATES being edged. As nice as his mouth is, Spamton wants to be the one to make Tenna cum, and his pussy just so happens to be feeling lonely so now it's time to get to the good stuff. He always tries to ride Tenna into oblivion but it never goes that way because something about the vulnerability about using his pussy turns him to goop and he can't keep up the pace with all the pleasure making him shake. It's normally here that Tenna would take the reins. This time, however, as Spamton starts to falter, Mettaton gets behind him to help guide his movement, causing both him and Tenna to howl. But Spamton isn'nt confortable with being held onto from behind like that... Mettaton switches to his front instead, which gives Tenna an incredible view. I'm going to leave whatever Mettaton's got going on for him to your imagination this time - just know that Tenna is eagerly indulging in it. Now all three of them are on a mission to make each-other cum. Mettaton is making Spamton ride Tenna, Tenna is pleasuring Mettaton with his mouth while also reaching foward to jerk Spamton off, Mettaton is jerking Spamton off too, and Spamton and Mettaton are making out crazy style.

This is it for them! But I think it would be more fun to ask you guys who you think / would like to see cum first. Use your dirty imaginations and please share with the class! >:)

Oh man. His appetite is already bizarre, I fear what the marijuana munchies would do to him on top of that! He'd probably take a bite of doorframe and drywall straight from the inside of the house. I can't imagine he'd like the feeling of being high. Drugs, even milder ones like marijuana, don't appeal to some people simply because they don't like not feeling in control of their senses. I think that my Sneo would be the type of guy to get paranoid while high. Apparently, pepper and lemons are scientifically proven to reduce anxiety and paranoia brought on by Mary Jane. Chemistry is crazy like that. But Sneo doesn't know that, of course, so he'd just keep eating drywall. He'd probably do some weird dumb shit too, like try to vacuum the lawn. Bro definitely didn't know that the brownies were made special. He'll be fine. The kids will never let him live it down, though.

By the way, I live in a place where marijuana is legal, and lemme tell you a fun fact: it fucking reeks. It smells almost exactly like skunk (just a bit earthier). I actually think that skunk is more pleasant of a smell. I don't care if people smoke weed, but it's really friggen rude to hotbox in a public parking lot or go around smelling like dirt farts. Walking through a cloud of marijuana stank is a moodkiller. So if any of ya'll smoke pot - please be aware of that.

Looks like revospring was eating anon asks for a while so you had to send this twice. Pretty cool that they were able not only to fix the bug but also resend the asks that got ate! 😭 Anyway...

Both of their living conditions have been unusual for a long time, especially for Spamton. After getting to the light world, Tenna lived with Mettaton, and Sneo...well, it's a long story I'll detail more later, but after a little while and an ego death and a chaotic run in with a clown, he actually wound up in the same situation. Their relationship wasn't repaired at this point but they started to work on it. It was a strange time. Eventually, Mettaton started making his own show with Tenna's help as an experienced host and some encouragement from Spamton regarding getting what you want out of life - and after the show took off (and Tenna and Sneo patched things up most of the way) Mettaton bought a better place for Sneo and Tenna to live together. A place large enough for the both of them, but utterly beat up on the inside! It took a lot of work to make it liveable, and even more work to make it feel like home, but they bonded through it and now it's theirs.

The sneotenna house isn't exactly in hometown, moreso adjacent to it on the far outskirts. Close enough to be in walking distance of the main town, but far enough to be considered that weird fucked up part of the area that nobody really feels the need to go to. Hometown in general is really closed off, so any of the places in the immediate vicinity around it probably aren't very remarkable either, which is where I imagine sneotenna to live. They can get around just fine if they want to. And sometimes Susie visits, which is nice.

hehehe excellent question

If the french fry was anything to go off of, then Spamton is a natural at sucking dick. As for my Sneo, it mitht only be something he does on special occassions, but he loves seeing Tenna come undone so easily from it.

Most of Tenna's dick-sucking talent comes simply as a byeffect of his size. But I think that if he shrunk down even a little bit, he'd be pretty bad at it. He'd keep trying really hard, though! Since my Sneo isn't as well endowed as other people draw, they don't really have to worry a out it. He usually doesn't prefer oral as the main event, though - he likes it more as foreplay. Though, if Tenna did choke on his dick, he'd feel an odd sense of pride from it.

My Sneo is also capable of sucking his own dick, by the way! But it isn't the same... Feels like trying to tickle yourself. Just doesn't do it :\ Tenna doesn't even know he is capable of it because Spamton was too embarrassed to admit why he had a really sore neck that day.