🧟‍♂️ Heian era shotakuna all dirty n frail n clothes tattered n hair messy catching the interest of some rich nobleman due to his deformities and taking him in to show him off like a pet. Has a gold collar on him with a leash. Kept mostly naked so visitors n can see him in all his glory, his four arms n two small cocks visible. Sat on his lap or by his feet at all times, holds him close so shotakuna can kiss his lips or his feet to show how grateful he is for getting fed n cleaned. Made to piss or jerks him off infront of the mans friends to show how his body works. Made to pose bare in front of artists who have come from cities faraway to have a record of his existence. Poked n prodded n pinched by the mens wives meanly who wish they have a boy like him, secretly trying to seduce him behind their husbands backs in hopes his sperm in their womb would birth someone with his body. The nobleman getting offered large sums of money by men to have a "closer look" at his body in a private room, not said out loud what they plan to do but these men understand each other, n the less said the better. Shotakuna who grows up not knowing how to talk properly or read bc his education was not important as his circus-like body n his mouth was more useful for other things, so he never learns what it is thats happening to him, doesnt understand that its wrong n doesnt have the words to explain, just knows how bad it feels n how much it hurts n makes him sad

In a modern AU, Sukuna would be the kind of guy to spam Yuuji’s DMs on Bumble/Hinge/etc because he wants him SO GD much it drives him INSANE, but he also is too proud to just talk to him like a normal person, so he’d instead send him constant messages like “You are UGLY!!! You are so UGLY, ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS!!! NEVER SEEN A MORE HIDEOUS PERSON IN MY LIFE, I AM BARFING!!! PROVE TO ME AGAIN JUST HOW UGLY YOU ARE BY SENDING ME A PHOTO OF YOU LAYING BACK ON YOUR BED IN A FRENCH MAID OUTFIT WHILE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!!! YOU CAN’T HALF-ASS IT EITHER, YOU HAVE TO WEAR PINK LACY PANTIES AND YOU HAVE TO PULL THEM TO THE SIDE SO THAT I CAN SEE YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE PUSSY!!!! DON’T FORGET TO WRITE “PROPERTY OF RYOUMEN SUKUNA” ON YOUR INNER THIGH IN SHARPIE AND TO DRAW AN ARROW POINTING FROM THOSE WORDS TO YOUR NASTY PUSSY THAT NO ONE WANTS!!!! YOU HAVE TO SEND ME LOTS OF THESE PHOTOS BECAUSE I STOP BELIEVING THAT SOMEONE COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS UGLY UNTIL I LOOK AT THEM!!! EEEEUUGHHH!!!! AND DON’T YOU DARE SHOW THEM TO ANYONE ELSE!!!! I BET YOU’RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO THIS, BRAT!!!!”

I was always fond of Sukuna, but the SukuIta Winter Waltz Art made him SKYROCKET up my favorites list because 1) it gave him literal OCEANS of depth that made him leagues more complex than almost every other manga villain out there, and 2) it made him one of the FUNNIEST characters of all time 😭😂

Like, with all other villain/hero romances in fiction, the villain is completely apathetic towards the hero when they’re all good and morally righteous, and they only start developing an interest in the hero once they start showing a dark side, showing that they are similar to them deep down

Meanwhile, Sukuna does NOT care about any of that nonsense — it’s specifically Yuuji’s abominable righteousness that Sukuna ADORES (it’s the refuge of his soul, after all). Sukuna quite literally gets hard to Yuuji being a compassionate, goody-two-shoes, all loving hero

Like, this man Sukuna is really in the afterlife going crazy horny watching Yuuji’s heroics. “You slutty little brat,” Sukuna hisses, absolutely SEETHING with arousal as he watches Yuuji helping a little old lady cross the street. “Finding the most shameless ways to let the whole world know you crave my cock.”

“You reprehensible harlot,” Sukuna rages, watching Yuuji rescue a little kitten stuck in a tree, his dick so hard it nearly tears a hole through his pants. “What next? Are you going to spread your legs and your folds for the entire world to see?”

“You geriatric whore,” Sukuna snarls, jerking his dick hard and fast while watching Modulo!Yuuji show warmth and caring to an outcast child. “You’re very fortunate indeed that I’m dead right now. The moment I reincarnate, I will breed your ancient pussy until you’re pregnant with NEW brats to take care of”

Pregnant!Yuuji in SukuIta has such perfect potential, ESPECIALLY with OGkuna 😍

Like, I just KNOW that OGKuna’s baby would be absolutely ENORMOUS, so even after just a couple of months, Yuuji’s belly is already so huge that he can’t move without waddling around 🥰

Oh, and pregnancy has changed Yuuji’s body a LOT. Like, his washboard 8-pack is gone, replaced by a huge, round, drum-taut belly, and his hips have gotten wider, and his thighs, butt, hips, and chest have now grown all pillowy and soft ❤️

The thing is, though, since Yuuji’s still a dumb teenage boy influenced by modern day messaging and ideas, he thinks that the only way that he can possibly be considered attractive is if has a super buff and -48.76% body fat kind of physique, so he’s deeply ashamed of the physical changes that pregnancy caused him and thinks that Sukuna must be so disappointed in him and think he’s ugly now… 😔 It doesn’t help that Sukuna frequently pinches and grabs at the squishy parts of his body, which Yuuji interprets as Sukuna’s not-so subtle way of telling him that he’s displeased by his new form and that he should hit the gym pronto after giving birth 🥺

But in reality…. well… listen…. Sukuna will always be attracted to Yuuji, no matter what his body looks like. After all, THE reason why Sukuna fell so madly in love with Yuuji is his abominable righteousness (it’s the refuge of his soul). But at the same time, though…. Sukuna IS a man from the Heian Era, and so he’s VERY much affected by Heian era beauty standards 😏 So, when he sees Pregnant!Yuuji, and he sees him all nice and plump, his curves growing bigger, his hard muscles now covered with a luscious layer of softness…. and knowing that it’s all because of him….. well, for lack of a better way of putting it, Sukuna absolutely LOSES HIS MIND and gets so overwhelmingly hard so fast it makes him want to hoot and holler like a chimpanzee 😈 Yuuji’s soft, thick curves get Sukuna so monkey-brain horny that he can’t help but grab him and squish his body with his fingers, in absolute HEAVEN at Yuuji’s sweet, plush, healthy body……. 🥵

(So, Yuuji’s right in the sense that Sukuna DOES have an opinion on his Pregnancy Form. It’s just that he’s completely wrong when it comes to what Sukuna ACTUALLY thinks about his changed body X) )

And when Yuuji vows to Sukuna that he’ll go on a diet after he gives birth, Sukuna nearly vomits with grief at the thought of Yuuji losing all those gorgeous, GORGEOUS curves

Much Older Strict Stepdad!Sukuna locking Yuuji into a chastity belt after catching his naughty boy trying to sneak out of the house at night 😵‍💫

Yuuji would be SOOOO embarrassed, and he’d whine and complain about it until Sukuna gives him The Look and Yuuji’s smart enough to settle down and behave 😔

It would turn Yuuji on SO much, and he’d get so horny and frustrated, but he wouldn’t be able to do anything to ease his arousal without Papa Sukuna’s permission 🥰 He can’t even grind his pussy against anything to get even the SLIGHTEST bit of relief without his Papa’s approval 😍 It gets ESPECIALLY bad when Sukuna does his nightly inspections to make sure that Yuuji kept it on all day and didn’t tamper with it, making Yuuji undress and spread his legs to let Sukuna examine him all nice and close, stroking his fingers over the belt soooo slowly and sensually between his legs that Yuuji can’t help but imagine those fingers going right past the metal and fondling his most intimate parts…….. 🤤

Yuuji would get SOOOO desperate, but he can’t do anything without his Papa’s permission, and Papa Sukuna is not going to let him out until he learns his lesson 😤 After all, just because Yuuji turned 18 doesn’t mean that Yuuji doesn’t need his Papa’s guidance anymore!!!