What is your WEIRDEST hear me out? I don't want to see Elastigirl, Venom, Shrek, or Shego.... I want legit weird ones. Like Humpty Dumpty or the quadratic formula.

Me? uhh... fresh green beans with lemon and garlic, but like personified. Tall and intelligent, maybe a little cold. I feel like he'd tell me what to do on a daily basis, but... not in a demanding way. (sorry i must be ovulating or some shit a;jdhgkslj i sound crazy-)

When there are multiple first messages to choose from, do you prefer longer or shorter ones? Does it matter to you?

Do you have any unconventional solutions for writer's block? I keep trying to write, but can't seem to force it. My motivation is shit rn.