Bean · 8 answers · 3d

What is your WEIRDEST hear me out? I don't want to see Elastigirl, Venom, Shrek, or Shego.... I want legit weird ones. Like Humpty Dumpty or the quadratic formula.

Me? uhh... fresh green beans with lemon and garlic, but like personified. Tall and intelligent, maybe a little cold. I feel like he'd tell me what to do on a daily basis, but... not in a demanding way. (sorry i must be ovulating or some shit a;jdhgkslj i sound crazy-)

LMAOOO uh i was thinking like the pythagorean theorem lowk sexy tho 🫦 /j i feel like i had a solid answer to this question but no one ever asked me it and now i've forgotten 😔

Uhh hear me out.. Jojo from Papa Louie like come rate me outta ten not my food.. and the Brown and Green chicks from M&Ms.. HOT ASF. Like bro, I'm not tryna eat you I'm tryna wife you. 💔💔 /j JOKE JOKE, sorry I got delusional.

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