My friend was so mad at me that he said he would send me to Epstein Island. I love that boy.

I send weird texts 😔

tbh i be the one sending the weird texts ✌️😔

You and I talking about the "drop the soap" meme.

"A. Big ass graspsbopepr on my side mirror of the drivers side of the car"

"Wave im jorking my dih to you"

A former coworker from a prior job telling me she found out one of the supervisors got the job by fucking the boss while dating one of the other supervisors

"my friend is complaining bcs you changed your name on your account" wtf

My mom and her terrible typos