omg i don't know that i have a singular jmjn f1 thesis anon! but as i brushed upon in this post, i think jaemjen at merc being twin terrors would be so fun, and they would work so well as a team... i lowkey don't know how a title fight would end up though bc i think they would end up wanting each other to win too badly 😭 and jaemin is the least—save for in very specific circumstances—competitive person on the planet lol. if they were on rival teams, i would say maybe jeno red bull and jaemin merc..? jeno would do rbjt child soldier very well imo. again realisically jm would probably be fucking around in am but fujoistically backmarkers don't exist to me, and i don't really see either of them in ferrari or mclaren! well. maybe a short ferrari stint with jaemin as a jaded kim raikkonen type..?

as for driver jn x wag jm.. omg can you imagine. it would be insane. i think jaemin would either be a mysterious and fiercely private wag OR full throttle over the top socmed influencer menace wag always on the news. wag jaemin in the paddock fully decked out in chrome hearts head to toe... with one of his three ragdolls on a leash/in a pet stroller bc i firmly believe he is the type to own a pet stroller. it's beautiful. the other way around is so good too though jn being driver!jaemin's wag... we all saw how he went dumbstruck when jaemin put that ferrari jacket on at that one fansign. puppy was practically drooling. me at the thought of trophy wife gf jn tbh...

reem and i did briefly discuss driver!jn x race engineer!jm but mostly with our pwp-addled sagmoon monkey brains 😭 i think jaemin being anyone's race engineer would be An Ordeal in and of itself but um welll..... can you imagine jaemin in his teasing and sickly sweet coddling voice talking jeno through the esses, telling him when to lift, how to take the corner... 😵‍💫 sorry. my d^ck hard. then again, the other way around with jaemin obnoxiously cracking jokes and sexual innuendo over team radio to stoic calm race engineer jeno (who tries to get jaemin to save the tires or mind track limits) knowing full well everyone else on the pitwall can hear them... also delicious... i think that's the problem with jmjn f1 au the possibilities are endless and i have decision paralysis! too many options and they all sound sooo good 🤤