haha f1dream is something i have honestly somehow rotated so much and so little at the same time! like i think last september maybe reem and i were talking about which dreamies would drive for which teams & which ship dynamics fit which intrateam environments and/or interteam dynamics and honestly the most defining conclusion we came to is that realistically jaemin would be fucking around no matter what. think lxnce in am, just unserious pay driver who dithers amongst the backmarkers but also becomes senna in the wet. i think i was joking that jaemle in aston martin would be two (rich) blokes who do fuck all /pos /i smiled.

less realistically but more fujoyumeistically i would love to see jaemin in merc colors obviously due to the wombo combo reasons of killer + visual + highly curated image management (that gif of 4463 mirroring each other with their arms back on the podium next to max...) + villainous business major + snake 🐍 + british✨ etc, and did i mention being the killer. and actually jeno i think is also very perfect at merc (earnest tryhard + obedient puppy who would thrive under toto's iron fist stern guidance...) but i could also see red bull jeno, maybe with mark? and for mark, i feel like he occupies a role that's half lewis half max: untouchable legend that is sooo famous to everyone & accidental teammate eater (induces debilitating complexes in his teammates, guys who are always trying to measure up against him). so i could really see him in either rb or merc as well, esp with jeno as his dutiful 2ic ❤️

what is soo certain for me though is that haechan is at ferrari no matter what. i mean the sun of maranello hello? dongren at ferrari would be so funny and perfect and fitting for different reasons; haechan dedicated to the craft the legacy the pursuit of perfection in an institution that may or may not be stifling him / renjun sincere sisterhood believer delusions and hysteria. and also the drama from their team orders would feed generations, not to mention the potential makdongren title fight beef, with am jaemin pretending he doesn't see the blue flags when they start ww3 trying to lap him. although again, realistically renjun is a wag with chanel addiction flitting about in the paddock with a teacup dog attached to the hip, he is not driving that car!