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Anonymous Coward · 2mo
What do you do for work
rn I do prosecutor’s office court reporting and I’m a freelance makeup artist
Anonymous Coward · 2mo
Youre awesomee I bet you smell good
Thank you. Cherry cough syrup and sandalwood
Anonymous Coward · 2mo
why do you talk like that
Hi baby gorgeous
Anonymous Coward · 2mo
Stop fucking posting. Like right now. Just because you use a lot of words doesn’t make anything you say funnier, or funny at all. If you’re going to post go to Tumblr
Be nice to me
Anonymous Coward · 2mo
you’re a fountain of wisdom and i genuinely aspire to reach your level of humor one day, so much so that im honestly unsatisfied with any tweet i make. thank god i dont know you irl of i mightve murdered you in a fit of envious rage. i think thats the plot to the picture of the dorian gray but i havent read it
Thank you that’s so sweet. don’t be unsatisfied
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
what do you do when you want to try sex but also afraid you’ll traumatize yourself
you’re the luckiest person in the world and you don’t even realize it. potential trauma is the second clit if you can tap into it. Yess sis.
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
Do you like zohran mamdani
He was molested as a baby boy messed up his head it even changed the way he played with toys
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
Miss and love u. What are you doing this eid?
Miss and love you too. I’m applying to flight attendant jobs and putting “Habibi” in my Instagram bio
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
Heated rivalry was mid
Duhhhh LOL… it was designed for passive masturbation while u scroll on ur phone but still want clit stimulation. More close to over-the-counter viagra than television
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
let me kiss you
aw