Top Harry/Bottom Louis only and I was so strict about it, but I can see it the other way round now that I’m older.

But I was on the side of Larry Mania where Louis was genuinely gang banged by everyone — Zayn, Nick Grimshaw, Simon Cowell, shhhhitttt even James Corden & Chatty Man had a go (experimental ugly fat bastard phase). I think it was because I had a lot of empathy for him because he couldn’t sing but looked beautiful in some angles. My fave book when I was 14 was a fan fic of Louis being anorexic and eating less than 400 calories a day bc it aroused me.

This is why I think I was sexually attracted to Roman Roy