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nonnie · 1mo
Huaisang who's really into calligraphy and writes the dirtiest love letters to JC in the most beautiful font and signed elegantly. JC has to start opening all of Huaisang's letters in private because he has no idea whether they're some sort of official 'clan business' or practically a sext
nonnie · 1mo
Huaisang coming to Lotus Pier on random and he's all disheveled looking like he's in the middle of a cold. He was in Qinghe when he got his heat, and he immediately wanted his alpha, and in a heated craze literally trudged all the way there in the rain. Poor poor baby
ASDFGHJHGF YES OH MY GOD he's shivering and panting and looks like he could pass out at any moment but poor a-sang couldn't go another day without his a-cheng, he needs his alpha right away, and ofc jc is more than happy to give him a warm bath and take him to bed to ravish him thoroughly. he'll scold this bratty omega of his once his heat passes ofc, but for now, he has other things to worry about...
nonnie · 1mo
Alpha Lwj walking up on omega Jingyi and alpha Jin ling kissing and stinking the whole place with burning wood. How dare an alpha kiss HIS baby son without announcing his desire to court him to HIM?
he only spares jl out of consideration for jyl but he is FURIOUS!!! trust he will be traveling to jinlintai to bring jl back to his parents and have a VERY stern talk with jzx. he should know better than to let his son go around kissing young unmated omegas so shamelessly, what a brat... (acting like he didn't get wy pregnant at 17)
nonnie · 2mo
meowmeow huaisang having his cunt eaten for hours couse da-ge's cock doesnt fit otherwise mrmrppr meow
nonnie · 2mo
Due to a talisman gone wrong, modern au wangxian end up in canon au (yiling laozu era). Cue modern wwx gushing over how handsome hanguang jun is with long hair while both lwjs look at each other with jealousy
modern lwj: wy likes long hair? when we get back, I will grow mine out. should I also buy custom lan cultivator robes?
hanguang jun: what do you mean theyre ENGAGED. wy likes men??? likes me?!?!?!???
wwx isnt here bc I was thinking it was at a conference yllz wasnt invited to, and it's jgs's failed attempt of showing how evil yllz is but all they get is dog food. oh, and you BET jiang yanli and lan xichen are already planning wx's wedding
the lwjs are having vastly different reactions to this asdfghjh imagine if somehow yllz wwx saw modern era lwj w short hair and glasses, an arm protectively wrapped around modern era wwx's waist, he'd have an embolism LMAO but modern era lwj definitely starts growing his hair out as soon as they make it back to their timeline sdfghj jyl and lxc are sooo happy to see that their didis are happily engaged in some other universe <333
nonnie · 2mo
Another thing for LXC shovel talk ask, what if LWJ was actually courting WWX or they have an FWB/situationship going on?
Which makes LXC even MORE baffled. LWJ literally serenaded you WWX what tf you mean does he like mianmian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nonnie · 2mo
LXC about to give WWX a shovel talk but then WWX goes "Wow~ LZ likes someone? Who's the lucky girl~" and gapes at his obliviousness
nonnie · 2mo
Thoughts on LWJ getting a surprise peircing for WWX? Dick piercing maybe? How would WWX react?
nonnie · 2mo
Da-ge being tall enough that Huaisang can bury his face in his tits while riding him send ask
nonnie · 2mo
Wei “My husband CANNOT spank me” Wuxian spending too much time with Nie Huaisang and ends up absorbing his spanking/slapping kink by osmosis so he now has to turn up the brat-o-meter to 1000% so hanguang-jun will hit him because hes not willing to admit he does, in fact, like it when his hubby gets rough with him because hell will freeze over before either or them start actually discussing their bedroom activities with correct bdsm etiquette
PLSSS HE ACQUIRED A KINK BY OSMOSIS GFDGHHFVJH he witnessed nhs getting spanked one too many times and now he's like. huh. but it onlyyy turns him on when it's nonconsensual which is difficult bc if he wants it then it's consensual but he WANTS it to be nonconsensual so he gaslights himself into believing it's sooo degrading and humiliating...and it makes him unbelievably wet dsdfghjs