nonnie · 2mo
Wei “My husband CANNOT spank me” Wuxian spending too much time with Nie Huaisang and ends up absorbing his spanking/slapping kink by osmosis so he now has to turn up the brat-o-meter to 1000% so hanguang-jun will hit him because hes not willing to admit he does, in fact, like it when his hubby gets rough with him because hell will freeze over before either or them start actually discussing their bedroom activities with correct bdsm etiquette
PLSSS HE ACQUIRED A KINK BY OSMOSIS GFDGHHFVJH he witnessed nhs getting spanked one too many times and now he's like. huh. but it onlyyy turns him on when it's nonconsensual which is difficult bc if he wants it then it's consensual but he WANTS it to be nonconsensual so he gaslights himself into believing it's sooo degrading and humiliating...and it makes him unbelievably wet dsdfghjs
