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hi im damage. im Not 16. uhh. he him i think. im very sleepy.

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civilian person · 1mo

u r gowing 2 p ur pant in 2-5 bizniss dayz staya fuk owta my sitty piss legz

okay i dont know what your deal is but get off my f*cking back ok?? dont call me piss legs i have normal dry legs

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

what's your favorite genres? bands? I like Oliver tree, did you cause the helicopter crash

i... uh... i don't really know what i like... my folks would play a lot of soft jazz and classical when i was a kid. also i'm not tall enough to explode a helicopter.

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

where are you now so far?

not far now... i think i'll be in the big Metro by tomorrow!! right now i got a nice cheap motel room with a shower and a bed :)

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

how often do you bathe?

not as much as i'd like... i finally have enough money to crash at a hotel. first thing when i get there, i'm scrubbing myself clean.

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

is it possible you were genetically modified to also age slower? Wouldn't be the first one amongst your peers

i don't know... i feel like i look like a normal sixteen i mean eighteen year old kid man? right??

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

How’s the burger? slowly tries to pet you

really good!!

[he is allowing this to happen]

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damage · 1mo
@ilovekonel
Kere · 1mo

fuck your burger eat me bro

isn't that cannibalism? i can't add more charges to my rap sheet...

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

You seem like a very fine young hero, I'd love to see you get a shot at bigger things why don't you come to slumsburg and maybe you could become my new ward. I'm sure it'd be nicer than the streets.

oh! well jeez i uh. thats a really nice offer but i'm sort of committed to a team right now and... pennsylvania's kind of a shlep... i bet you can find a better one closer to home, haha.

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

Can you get a better hair cut or wear a wig or something

what's wrong with my hair? i think it looks fine. everyone else gets to have cool hair.

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damage · 1mo
civilian person · 1mo

i love youuu i love you please be okay little boy the world loves you, we will always love you, please stay safe, please let the world love you and please for forgiveness inspite of all the world has done to you and unto you

ahh! um. thank you. i mean. sorry? i don't know. i don't think i've ever been spoken to like that before.

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damage · 1mo
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