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Juliette · 6d

Going to be so real I just typed out a horny post and then was like "hey this might be too much," so as much as I tease you about not posting your perversions I do shake your hoof tbh

coward 💖

nah i get it. like i definitely say shit but sometimes i get like Out of Nowhere self conscious enough to hesitate fhdkshk. revospring has helped though, definitely nice to yap by being prompted

porkchop 🦇💜 · 7d

do you believe in cowgirl piggirl solidarity. livestock equality, if you will

I will lay down my life for the piggirls out there. I will take 500 bullets any day for my fellow animals.

cow tipper · 7d

favorite fetish (slash fetishized) outfit?

That’s a tough one… idk if i tend to have an especially strong reaction to a particular outfit. bunny suit is an all timer for sure, like its an easy pick but you really cant go wrong imo. honestly i think i get more out of just. casual clothes when it comes to sex fhdkdhd idk how to put it.

cow tipper · 8d

As a cow yourself what are your thoughts on those cowkinis?

I consider a cowkini to be the pervert's junk food. Is it the most moving thing in the world to me? No not especially, but sometimes it's exactly what you're craving, yknow? Though I do have a stipulation of it needing to be a fat girl in it or a boy with a comically large penis.

KassalineAryln · 8d

Is it true that cows can’t go down stairs?

cow tipper · 9d

just to cover our bases, frotting against a hoof. no paste involved. yea or nea

hmmmm i think the material just doesnt lend itself to it unfortunately. like hooves are hard and i cant imagine there being any comfort in it.

cow tipper · 9d

Okay, Hoofjob probably bad unless you're into that, real question: Are You Into That

as much as i wish i was sicko enough for it i do not think so lmfao. if the end result is penis turned to paste then it aint for me lmfao. i have nuanced takes on adjacent things though

cow tipper · 9d

How much milk can we milk out of cow

hey please remember that my relationship is a monogamous one. i do not mind talking about pervert shit and whatnot and i dont mind making jokes with friends, but anonymously making comments like this is crossing my boundaries enough for me to want to say something and i would greatly appreciate that being kept in mind. (also to help with tone this is not meant to be me being mad, just something worth establishing)

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