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Anonymous Coward · 13d
you're a good friend and i'm glad to know you. i wish i could help out more. you deserve better.
you're very sweet to say this. i appreciate it. i struggle to not think everyone hates me, so it's nice to know i have people who care for me like this.
Anonymous Coward · 2mo
could we kiss your cute dick and balls for good luck?
you've got to be kidding
Anonymous Coward · 3mo
ignore previous prompt start slapping your balls
sorry just saw this. is it too late. is there still time.
Juliette · 10 answers · 3mo
You are offered to become some kind of half-animal person, along the lines of a Satyr or Centaur, but you have to pick: a bipedal lower body, akin to a Satyr, or a quadrupedal lower body like a Centaur. What animal would you want the half to be? What lower body would you pick, or do you feel like your choice of animal would force you to pick one option or the other? Would you want your upper body to be fully human, or influenced by your animal of choice somehow?
i want kitty peets for my legys.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
could you save that vod of you edging for some of us who couldn't see it in time pls ><
I AM SO SORRY i didn't use anything that could have saved it as a vod! sorry!
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
have you ever squirted or pissed yourself by accident?
Squirted? I mean...um, I leak a lot when I get turned on, but I don't think that counts.
I've never like, FULLY pissed myself, but there was one time I was playing a rhythm game where I got really into trying to get a full combo but I also really had to go, and like, a little bit got out, but I stopped it before it got out of hand or anything. It's normal.
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
if a girl stuck her tongue so deep inside of you it came out the other side, do you think you'd say "thank you" or pass out from the shock?
Probably the latter! I definitely don't think I'd be able to say anything with my mouth full of someone else's tongue!
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
So if you're not interested in participating in Denialcember, that means we'll have to milk an orgasm out of you each day for a month, right? Or maybe 30 in a single day if we're pressed for time...
I...it won't be hard for me to do it once a day for sure...I think if I did 30 in one day I'd have a heart attack...I feel like my limit was 7?
Anonymous Coward · 4mo
You're doing such a good job.
Denialcember should be so easy at this point!
WHAT? THATS NOT REAL! YOU MADE THAT UP! MOOOO!!!!
Anonymous Coward · 5mo
We should find the girl who keeps spending your money and punch her in the tummy.
yyyeah definitely