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Tbh, considering that Sukuna’s kind of pseudo-friends with Kenjaku, Yuuji’s creator/parent, I bet that their conversations must’ve gotten SO awkward at some point
Like
Sukuna, gazing stoically into the distance: Kenjaku, you were the one who created the brat, yes?
Kenjaku: Yes, that was me
Sukuna: Hm.
Sukuna, two seconds later: Then what are the precise measurements of the brat’s pussy? As in, the circumference and whatnot
Kenjaku, bewildered: U-Uh, I’m not sure…… I only ever really saw him as an infant……..
Sukuna: Hm. I see.
Kenjaku: [heaves inner sigh of relief, thinking that Sukuna’s done being weird]
Sukuna, five minutes later: Kenjaku.
Kenjaku, wary now: ……. Yes, Sukuna……?
Sukuna: Is it possible to calibrate the volume of the brat’s whimpers and squeals to maximum?
Kenjaku:
Kenjaku: Let’s reschedule our talk for later
I LOVE ALL OF THESE 😭❤️🔥
Sukuna wanting to tailor Yuuji to his every preference and thinking Kenjaku can make it happen, as if Yuuji is an android and Kenjaku a programmer 😭
Kenjaku: Yes, I did create him, but—
Sukuna: Make him agree to being mine.
Kenjaku: I'm afraid his rather strong will prevents anyone from making that happen.
Sukuna: Then make his willpower weaker.
Kenjaku: Even if I could, wouldn't that mean he was no longer the Yuuji you want?
Sukuna ponders before answering: I do not need your opinion, only your services.
Kenjaku, grinding his teeth: As I said, I can't change him.
Sukuna: Why?
Kenjaku: I think it's time we stopped talking about Yuuji.
Sukuna: Then what would be the point of the conversation?
Sukuna immediately leaves.
Kenjaku is left a little irritated but mostly relieved 😭
Tbh, the general absence of Uraume in SukuIta fanworks is kinda surprising considering the fact that they would easily be THEE #1 Wingperson/Hypeperson for Sukuna
Like, if Uraume were watching Sukuna rail Yuuji’s pussy (because, like, idk, maybe Sukuna just wanted to do a traditional public consummation or something), they would smugly be glazing the unrivaled Heian-era backshot techniques that Sukuna’s delivering to Yuuji 24/7. “What a fool, that Itadori Yuuji,” Uraume would then smirk, dodging the pillow that an aggravated Yuuji hurled in their direction. “To think that something as flimsy as his modern-era condom would be able to withstand the potency of Lord Sukuna’s seed. He will be pregnant by the end of the hour”
Honestly, if Sukuna told Uraume to get Yuuji for him, they wouldn't rest until the brat was in their master's arms 😭
Yuuji hating them for having taken him from his friends and dragged him to Sukuna like a piece of meat, and Uraume not understanding his anger because being Sukuna-sama's is the greatest honor anyone can get.
Uraume, coming into Yuuji’s room (Yuuji calls it his "cell" but it's a super lavish room at the heart of Sukuna's home), and Yuuji immediately yells at them, throws shit at them to make them leave, cursing at them in a way he's never cursed at anyone but Sukuna before, but nothing works. Uraume just avoids the projectiles and calmly explains that it's time for his bath because Sukuna-sama is coming.
Yuuji tries to drown himself in the bathtub only for Uraume to pull him out and telling him that his death would displease Sukuna so Uraume can't allow it.
Yuuji replies that he'd rather die than live as Sukuna's slave, and Uraume frowns at him, incredulous.
"Why? Belonging to Sukuna-sama is the best possible life you can have."
They just can’t understand why Yuuji is so difficult about it, but they're sure it will pass soon. At the very latest when Yuuji is pregnant and awaits the godlike privilege of birthing Sukuna's children.
Uraume gets Yuuji ready despite his protests, washes him, dresses him scantily enough to make the boy blush, and smiles as they hear Sukuna's heavy footsteps approach the door.
Yes. Yuuji will definitely understand soon, and become Sukuna's in body, mind, and soul.
They are still smiling as they bow to Yuuji. "Enjoy your evening."
Yuuji thinks Uraume is crazier than Sukuna, and there might actually be some truth in that 💀
Tbh, I think that we should’ve gotten more scenes of Sukuna adjusting to the modern era
(I know that Sukuna basically learned everything instantly via memories, but let’s pretend that that didn’t happen lol)
Like, imagine if, in the month between Sukuna taking over Megumi’s body and the Shinjuku Showdown happening, Sukuna and Uraume just try to figure out modern era technology
Sukuna’s holding a cellphone in his hands and just squinting at it. “So, you’re telling me that this ‘Internet’ contraption will show me anything that I desire?”
“Based on my research, Lord Sukuna, I believe that it will.”
“Hm. Then leave me be, Uraume. I will need two hours to myself.”
“Of course, Lord Sukuna”
But then, only about five minutes later, Sukuna screams out Urauma’s name, and Uraume rushes in
“This ‘Internet’ contraption is broken!” Sukuna howls, hurling the phone at the wall. “It refuses to show me what I wish to see!!”
Uraume picks up the phone, looks at the cracked scene, and sees Sukuna’s search history
And the entire search history is things like “Itadori Yuuji folded in half, moaning my name while squirting”, “Itadori Yuuji cooking me meat in a whorish manner while wearing a Heian-era courtesan outfit”, “Itadori Yuuji on all fours arching his back while squealing about how the unprecedented girth of my cock has completely conquered him and shown him the error of his ways”
AU where Much Older, Splenda Daddy!Sukuna spoils College Freshman!Yuuji rotten 😏
Hmm…….. Splenda Daddy!Sukuna rolling by Yuuji’s college in the sensibly priced Toyota Corolla he just bought from the used car dealership, with two tickets for the new Human Earthworm movie in the backseat. Premium seats this time, with plans to buy that overpriced theater popcorn and soda, since Yuuji was such a Good Boy for him last night 😈
Sometimes, Splenda Daddy!Sukuna even shows Yuuji his credit score, knowing how wet his boy’s pussy will get over his man’s FINANCIAL RESPONSIBILITY 🔥🔥🔥
I'll be honest, anon, I had to look up what "splenda" means 😆 I LOVE IT THOUGH! Especially since I think Yuuji would prefer movie dates over super lavish weekends at hotels, and would be more excited to be taken out to some burger joint and told to order everything he wants on the menu rather than spend an evening at a Michelin star restaurant etc etc 😆 As much as I like the idea of Sukuna being wealthy and spoiling Yuuji rotten, I still think he wouldn't try to impress him with a fancy lifestyle, but rather notice what gets Yuuji excited and give him that, regardless of if it's the latest gaming console or a bag of his favorite snack in a new flavor. In other words, I think a splenda daddy would suit him sooo well 😌🙏
SUKUITA PRISON AU guard sukuna who has basically all the power cause idk family ties or smth so he gets to use imprisoned yuuji as his own fleshlight cause no one dares to deny him
Oooh, maybe he's the warden? Free to do as he pleases, no one to answer to, and guards who obey his every word... They all know Sukuna doesn't call Yuuji into his office to discuss his behavior, but they don't care. Not as long as Sukuna lets them have their way with one or two of the prettiest prisoners.
Not Yuuji, though. He is Sukuna's, and the guards know better than to go against his rule. The same goes for the other prisoners. If one of them dares lay a hand on Yuuji, the guards act faster than in any other situation, dragging the offender off to a couple of weeks in solitary.
In a way, Yuuji is safer than anyone at the prison. All for the price of being the warden's toy whenever Sukuna feels like playing with him...
[choita au asker] dont feel bad at all!! sometimes that spark just dies, i get it :3 i've loved all the aus of urs ive read and all the stuff u've posted on ao3 too ^~^
would you ever consider updating the choita a/b/o arranged marraige au? i just binged it tonight and i loved it!!
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it ❤️ Your question made me reread it to see if it sparked any inspiration, and I'm sad to say that it didn't.
That doesn't mean it will never happen - sometimes I let a fic rest for a year before suddenly writing a bunch of new chapters - but I don't think I will return to most of my old threads. I have a couple that I want to move to Ao3 and finish there, but I feel like I need to focus and make some progress on (and hopefully finish) my ongoing fics on Ao3 for a while.
I'm sorry for the disappointing reply 💔
You mean to tell me you posted a new chapter and I can't read it because ao3 is down?! 😭😭 I need it 😫 (so excited for Adareki!!)
OOPS I ACCIDENTALY SENT WAIT LEMME FINISH MY THOUGHTS
anw he would put marble statues of yuuji naked everywhere in his palace (yk like those fancy statues in museums) + bonus points if yuuji is his nephew or sum
Oh, my god, YES. I imagine Sukuna having taken Yuuji in after his parents died (under somewhat mysterious circumstances perhaps) and the people being so touched by their emperor's generosity toward his brother's son 🥹
Since Sukuna has no son of his own, Yuuji is expected to be named his heir, an expectation that seems even more likely when statues of Yuuji start to appear. They pop up all around Rome, often where statues of Sukuna himself stand. Nothing seems off about that, until word starts to spread that there also are several in Sukuna's home, and that they are of a rather different nature.
In almost every room in the residence, there are life-size statues of Yuuji in various states of undress. Some of them are eerily close to the statues men commission of their wives, with Yuuji showing loyalty and affection, and even symbols of fertility.
Those who witness them can barely look, turning their faces away or even to the ground in their presence, something that the Emperor seems to find highly amusing. He often steers people's attention to the statues, asking them their opinion on the likeness, pointing out concerning details, and wondering if they think he should commission the same artist again or if they can recommend someone else.
If Yuuji is present, he blushes crimson, further strenghtening the suspicion that Sukuna doesn’t see him as his heir. It becomes a well-known secret that their relationship is anything but proper, but what can they do? Sukuna is the Emperor, and despite his degeneracy, the army supports him completely. Anyone who dares to try and speak to him about Yuuji ends up demoted, by losing their seat at the senate or worse.
Sukuna spends his life with Yuuji by his side. Never marrying. Never having children. Never appointing an heir.
Frankly, he doesn’t care what happens once he dies. As long as he can have Yuuji, he will rule Rome with the iron fist that makes it possible to keep him.
Not me imagining Sukuna panic kidnapping Megumi or Nobara or both to get their "help" in finding a specific fish from the shoal that pregnant merwife!Yuuji is craving and he is damn near close to blaming everything wrong in his life on his giant dumb husband!!
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