Shy one · 15d
Tbh, considering that Sukuna’s kind of pseudo-friends with Kenjaku, Yuuji’s creator/parent, I bet that their conversations must’ve gotten SO awkward at some point
Like
Sukuna, gazing stoically into the distance: Kenjaku, you were the one who created the brat, yes?
Kenjaku: Yes, that was me
Sukuna: Hm.
Sukuna, two seconds later: Then what are the precise measurements of the brat’s pussy? As in, the circumference and whatnot
Kenjaku, bewildered: U-Uh, I’m not sure…… I only ever really saw him as an infant……..
Sukuna: Hm. I see.
Kenjaku: [heaves inner sigh of relief, thinking that Sukuna’s done being weird]
Sukuna, five minutes later: Kenjaku.
Kenjaku, wary now: ……. Yes, Sukuna……?
Sukuna: Is it possible to calibrate the volume of the brat’s whimpers and squeals to maximum?
Kenjaku:
Kenjaku: Let’s reschedule our talk for later
I LOVE ALL OF THESE 😭❤️🔥
Sukuna wanting to tailor Yuuji to his every preference and thinking Kenjaku can make it happen, as if Yuuji is an android and Kenjaku a programmer 😭
Kenjaku: Yes, I did create him, but—
Sukuna: Make him agree to being mine.
Kenjaku: I'm afraid his rather strong will prevents anyone from making that happen.
Sukuna: Then make his willpower weaker.
Kenjaku: Even if I could, wouldn't that mean he was no longer the Yuuji you want?
Sukuna ponders before answering: I do not need your opinion, only your services.
Kenjaku, grinding his teeth: As I said, I can't change him.
Sukuna: Why?
Kenjaku: I think it's time we stopped talking about Yuuji.
Sukuna: Then what would be the point of the conversation?
Sukuna immediately leaves.
Kenjaku is left a little irritated but mostly relieved 😭
