In a modern AU, Sukuna would be the kind of guy to spam Yuuji’s DMs on Bumble/Hinge/etc because he wants him SO GD much it drives him INSANE, but he also is too proud to just talk to him like a normal person, so he’d instead send him constant messages like “You are UGLY!!! You are so UGLY, ABSOLUTELY HIDEOUS!!! NEVER SEEN A MORE HIDEOUS PERSON IN MY LIFE, I AM BARFING!!! PROVE TO ME AGAIN JUST HOW UGLY YOU ARE BY SENDING ME A PHOTO OF YOU LAYING BACK ON YOUR BED IN A FRENCH MAID OUTFIT WHILE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!!! YOU CAN’T HALF-ASS IT EITHER, YOU HAVE TO WEAR PINK LACY PANTIES AND YOU HAVE TO PULL THEM TO THE SIDE SO THAT I CAN SEE YOUR DISGUSTING LITTLE PUSSY!!!! DON’T FORGET TO WRITE “PROPERTY OF RYOUMEN SUKUNA” ON YOUR INNER THIGH IN SHARPIE AND TO DRAW AN ARROW POINTING FROM THOSE WORDS TO YOUR NASTY PUSSY THAT NO ONE WANTS!!!! YOU HAVE TO SEND ME LOTS OF THESE PHOTOS BECAUSE I STOP BELIEVING THAT SOMEONE COULD POSSIBLY BE THIS UGLY UNTIL I LOOK AT THEM!!! EEEEUUGHHH!!!! AND DON’T YOU DARE SHOW THEM TO ANYONE ELSE!!!! I BET YOU’RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO THIS, BRAT!!!!”