Im back. I’ve been thinking of Damian’s problematically older boyfriend a LOT, so, obviously the right course of action is to make the guy a profile.

I’m still not too sure on names, but I’m confident on the rest, he’d probably be tall, enough to rival Jason, because Damian would never date a weakling (that is the last of your problems rn Dami), he’d be muscular, but not overly so, just enough to make it obvious that he’s physically fit, tanned skin, the kind that screams he’s been under the sun for hours on end, hazel eyes? I thought maybe green, brown with green undertones maybe, a specific beauty mark on the left under his lips and a half healed split lip.

Yes, I’m thinking a lot of ear piercings maybe a dermal and genital, his hair yellowish blond and damaged from both the sun exposure and bleaching, the mohawk yes, and maybe some facial hair, tho I’m thinking more of a subtle beard, very subtle.

He’d wear low rise jeans, extremely, low rise jeans, probably religiously use tank tops with stains of nobody knows what and sneakers or smth, also, MAYBE, a leather jacket.

He’d probably use 13-in one shampoo (until Damian forces a proper hair care routine) and would wear shorts and nothing else at home or anywhere if he feels like going to the mall without a shirt or underwear whatsoever and sandals, he’d smoke weed he either grew himself or got from crime alley (seriously Jason HAS to have seen this man at least once), half of his clothes are stained with grease and motor oil, and he probably smells like a really weird mix of grease, sweat, weed, “citrus” shampoo that smells like dishwasher soap, and some cheap cologne which’s name has “manly” somewhere. He probably has a bike tbh. The name Jeremiah is calling me rn. Damian loves his manfailure boyfriend who’s mouth taste like alcohol and gives him his (highkey nasty) hoodies to wear and gives him gifts in the form of stray cats + a baby raccoon.

If I’m going for a Afab Dami au he definitely ends up pregnant before graduating.