LMAO he's like 6 foot, thicc, moustache, beautiful long wavy curly brown hair that i envy him eternally for, brown/hazel/sometimes fuckin blue/grey? crinkly eyes, big nose, a southwestern accent that only comes out occasionally but comes out STRONG when it does lol [i say ope because of him now, sigh], he smokes teal american spirits, he has a gap in his front teeth, he has a dark souls 3(?) tattoo, he's almost always wearing a black carhartt beanie [midwest hardcore boy falls for british emo girl, or whatever avril lavigne sung about], and he's a cook so he very, very much embodies the line cook energy ykwim