AU were Dirty Old Man Yakuza Boss!Sukuna’s underlings notice after a few water cooler conversations that Sukuna surprisingly knows a LOT about this one children’s show for toddlers that recently started airing on tv

They just kind of shrug it off and figure that Sukuna only knows so much about it because he watches it with his secret lover and child or something

And… well, they’re partially right, because there is indeed a secret lover (well… at least as far as Sukuna is concerned, there is. Yuuji has no idea who Sukuna even is 😭😅). But what they don’t realize is that the secret “lover,” Yuuji, is actually the host of that children’s show, and that Sukuna watches the show everyday specifically to jerk his cock raw over the sight of that cute 18-year-old boy prancing about the screen to entertain a delighted crowd of three-year-olds

“You stupid little slut,” Sukuna would snarl, jerking his dick off fast and hard while watching Yuuji patiently explain to his audience that mixing red and blue paint together makes purple paint. “You’ll see what color you’ll get when I paint your pink pussy white”