Related to the last message… I was just thinking…… Post-canon!Megumi getting flashbacks to Sukuna’s Yuuji fantasies at random and inconvenient times 😭

Like Megumi will just be hanging out with Yuuji, and he’ll say something that makes Yuuji laugh, and then he’ll randomly flash back to one of Sukuna’s fantasies where Yuuji’s on his back, bent in half in a mating press, wearing nothing but some fetish-tastic Heian-era courtesan outfit, whimpering helplessly while Sukuna rails his pussy raw, moaning things like “Oh, Master~!!! My infinitely powerful King of Curses!!! I have completely submitted myself to you as I should have from the very beginning because you were and always will be so obviously superior to me in every way!!! Your mindset of doing what you want whenever you want has completely overcome my ideals, which you have broken so thoroughly!!! Yet despite being so completely defeated by you, I have maintained enough of myself that I’m still a refuge for your soul!!! Please breed my needy little pussy, Master!!!! Also, you are the best at catching crayfish!!!!!!!”

And Yuuji will get SO confused when Megumi suddenly goes all gray and excuses himself to smash his face through a wall 😭