Tbh, considering that Sukuna’s kind of pseudo-friends with Kenjaku, Yuuji’s creator/parent, I bet that their conversations must’ve gotten SO awkward at some point

Like

Sukuna, gazing stoically into the distance: Kenjaku, you were the one who created the brat, yes?

Kenjaku: Yes, that was me

Sukuna: Hm.

Sukuna, two seconds later: Then what are the precise measurements of the brat’s pussy? As in, the circumference and whatnot

Kenjaku, bewildered: U-Uh, I’m not sure…… I only ever really saw him as an infant……..

Sukuna: Hm. I see.

Kenjaku: [heaves inner sigh of relief, thinking that Sukuna’s done being weird]

Sukuna, five minutes later: Kenjaku.

Kenjaku, wary now: ……. Yes, Sukuna……?

Sukuna: Is it possible to calibrate the volume of the brat’s whimpers and squeals to maximum?

Kenjaku:

Kenjaku: Let’s reschedule our talk for later