Tbh, I kinda blame Yuuji for all of the deaths and mayhem that Sukuna caused in the series because let’s be honest, if he had just spread his legs and given that poor dude some pussy, then Sukuna would’ve learned how to be normal smh. Yuupussy would’ve thoroughly domesticated Sukuna 😤

Yuupussywhipped!Sukuna would be a 100% productive member of society that files his taxes on time and uses his turn signal while driving

Post Yuupussy!Sukuna’s idea of getting wild would be splurging on a new lawnmower and writing strongly worded letters to insurance agents

The most intense battles that Yuupussywhipped!Sukuna would ever get into would be the heated verbal sparring sessions he has with that blundering idiot Tanaka from Accounting in passive aggressively worded corporate emails

When Single Fuckboys like Mahito would try to get the band (Sukuna, Jogo, etc) together again to hit the town and fool around just like the Good Old Days, Yuupussywhipped!Sukuna would just lift a brow and go “No thanks. Yuuji’s making katsu curry tonight, and there’s a new Home Improvement episode we’re going to watch together at 8”