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qotd: what’s the weirdest/most interesting text you’ve either received or sent lately? yesterday someone texted me and i quote “you know how people sleep naked? what if like... something crawls in yo ass”… new fear unlocked ig. also someone asked me to watch human centipede 2 with them but that’s filed away under trauma
Weirdest text I’ve received was from my father telling me a girl I used to be friends with wants to fuck him. I don’t even know why he told me that. Not only do I not care. But like EW? 😭 It literally came out of nowhere too. I was giving him advice since we were talking about his health and progress in the gym since he wants to get back into shape. (Which he’s been doing very good in btw, kudos to him.) Grown ass oversharing heathen 😒
