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Anonymous Coward · 28d

why don't you switch to 5 string?

I'm playing a five string but I haven't found a good five string p-bass yet that doesn't cost a fortune

schratze · 28d

Anonymous Coward · 28d

is it true that on stage you once bit the head off a live lettuce?

It was cabbage, actually

schratze · 28d

Anonymous Coward · 28d

Scientifically speaking, of all the birds in the world, which would be the best one to insert into a human anus for pleasure?

Nightjar

schratze · 28d

Anonymous Coward · 28d

Three good things that happened today?

Been texting about sexual fantasies with a person I like
Psychiatrist said I can keep taking my meds
Eating pizza with my spouse was nice

schratze · 28d

Anonymous Coward · 28d

What?

What what

schratze · 28d

bean · 1mo

Is it weird that, whenever I read "nightjar", my mind starts singing "this is the jar of the night" to the tune of Corona's The Rhythm Of The Night?

I expect no less from you

schratze · 1mo

Anonymous Coward · 1mo

ever regret logging in to nightjar?

Absolutely no regrets there

schratze · 1mo

Anonymous Coward · 1mo

poop reveal when???

Paypal me 1000 euros

schratze · 1mo

Anonymous Coward · 1mo

P-ass or jazz ass?

P-ass all the way. It has more pizzazz

schratze · 1mo

bean · 1mo

How do you decide when to schratz and when to jar a post? Is it the mouthfeel?

There is no true and trusted method. Things go on nightjar if they're really low effort, lewd and stupid, or just nasty. I'm trying to discuss more serious sex stuff on schratze at the moment