uh ask me about Pokémon

fiore · 11d

your ngl prompt is the letter å… you know what that’s called in finnish? swedish å. you know who speaks swedish and lives in finland? elmo. why would you make your ngl prompt å if not to communicate to true believers that SELMO IS REAL !!!!

yeah, we're actually secretly communicating via obscure methods like harry styles and louis tomlinson allegedly did on twitter in 2010-2011

Salt · 11d

anon 🤓☝️ · 12d

ok. so. you’re on a plane that is about to explode. you have a frog, a flat tire, and a book on how to survive a nuclear apocalypse. how do you get out of the situation

i allow myself 5 minutes of intense panic before slapping myself to get my shit together.
firstly, i chew through the flat tire to get a makeshift parachute. secondly, i feed the book through the flat tire so it has some stability at the top. lastly, i put the frog in my pocket, open the cabin door, briefly pray to any god listening and jump shortly before the plane explodes. my autistic ass is suffering from severe, previously unknown levels of overstimulation, and i shit myself the entire way through the atmosphere back to land. i survived and so did the frog. and i swore to never fly again. the end.

Salt · 12d

fiore · 14d

hi salt are there any other table condiments you enjoy?

i'm a huge enjoyer of lemon pepper seasoning 🙂‍↕️

Salt · 14d

anon 🤓☝️ · 14d

I can still shit post in here so 10/10

you've been haunting my NGL since 2025 please spare me

Salt · 14d

anon 🤓☝️ · 14d

A row of moving boxes lie on the floor of the room. They are drawn up in crayon to look like a miniature Western town. The bedroom is lined with cloud wallpaper giving the impression of sky.

One of the boxes has a children's illustrated "WANTED" poster of a Mr. Potato Head taped to it.

A MR. POTATO HEAD DOLL is set in front of the poster. The VOICE OVER of ANDY, a 6-year-old boy, can be heard acting out all the voices of the scene.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Alright everyone, this is a stick- up! Don't anybody move! Now empty that safe!

A GROUP OF TOYS have been crowded together in front of the "BANK" box.

Andy's hand lowers a CERAMIC PIGGY BANK in front of Mr. Potato Head and shakes out a pile of coins to the floor. Potato Head kisses the coins.

ANDY (AS POTATO HEAD) Ooh! Money. Money. Money. (kissing noises)

A porcelain figurine of the shepherdess, BO

into the scene.

Mr.

PEEP,

is

brought

ANDY (AS BO PEEP)

Stop it, you mean old

Stop it!

potato!

yes but i can also lower the character limit 😌

Salt · 14d

anon 🤓☝️ · 14d

hello, how are you? :3

I'm great, thank you! I hope you are as well :3