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narivaaaal

Don't be weird please

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u r my fav hollanov fic author thank u for girl shane and pork :))) and also hollanov sadomasc antics :)))

laying it all out like this is really funny. my range (tysm!)

Loveee your fics!! Do you think pork Hollander is a reluctant bath taker or does he enjoy it?

reluctant. he’ll put up with it for shane bc he loves shane. but thats why bath time with ilya becomes a war

u are my client and i want to give u a bomb in case anyone is weird

i appreciate the sentiment but i represent myself ty :] also i would blow myself up so Please Don’t

are you autistic

who's asking

how does it feel to be the mastermind behind such varied and revered heated rivalry headcanons and ideas?

doesn't feel like anything really, it's just how i've always interacted with the things I love

Tap tap tap is this thing on

yes it is on it works go crazy