malka

Anonymous Coward · 3d

If you could choose a flavor of drink for what comes out of your chest and udder, what do you think you'd go with? Or do you think you'd swap it up for a Milk de jour kinda thing?

Being able to swap it out seasonally (egg nog, pina coladas, pumpkin spice lattes, maybe shamrock shakes?) would be a great bit.

Anonymous Coward · 3d

You're on a train, but wouldn't is be so much more fun to have a train run on you and your loose pussy?

Okay obviously that would be more fun :D when I get home I gotta get back to training up so I'm really loose

Anonymous Coward · 3d

Am I pumping you with a bierstick full of melted ice cream next time I'm in Seattle?

I've wanted to try a bierstick for so long! Getting funnel fed is such a rush. I feel like bierstick would be even smoother.

Anonymous Coward · 3d

Do you think cow TF fix would my lactose intolerance?

Let's find out! Even if it doesn't fix your lactose intolerance you'd look way better all soft and curvy with big horns.

Anonymous Coward · 3d

moo mooo, moo mooo moo “moooo”?

MOOOO mooo mooo!!! Mooo??? MooooOOO.

Anonymous Coward · 3d

Bet you had some cute cow girls to lean against on the way there. How comfy it must be to have soft tits against your back, heavy udders poking you from behind, and either spooning another cute Bessie, or better yet, cradling her gently as she suckles on your chest and rubs your big ol belly as she falls asleep

The dream honestly. Need this so badly. But actually I'm on a crowded train trying to act normal while reading this.

malka · 3d

Anonymous Coward · 3d

Do your tits bounce when you walk yet?

Honestly yeah when I'm running down the stairs they do and it's awesome.

malka · 3d

Anonymous Coward · 3d

WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO THE ISLAND??? LOL

Literally this evening! But unfortunately this trip is all dealing with family stuff. Wish me luck?

malka · 3d

Anonymous Coward · 10d

What pathfinder or d&d (or other more esoteric ttrpg) class would malka be?

Clockwork soul sorcerer. Cute and chill and friendly but unfortunately also cold and empty and sinister on the inside 🐮

malka · 10d

Anonymous Coward · 10d

If Malka were drafted into a team sport, what would they play?

I'm going to say curling, just because it's the team sport I want to get back into.