malka

how good does it feel to be a cow?

Honestly it feels incredible. You should try it. Join the herd.

Snack choice, cold treat edition: Ice cream sandwich, dippin' dots, or drumstick/cornetto?

Ice cream sandwich for sure. I don't think I've even had those other two tbh

Malka, international spy! What's one spy gadget you wish was real and in your possession?

The little harmonica-shaped thing that lets you breathe underwater indefinitely would be so cool

How's the recently installed hope healing?

Pretty smoothly for less than 24 hours! We're kinda evolutionarily optimized for fast dick healing, right?

Can you explain what you mean by new hole installation? 👀

I finally got a PA yesterday 🐮

How's the cage doing today, lil moo?

On hiatus from lockup and probably will be until hole installation heals

Always stuck in transit and never in a doorway. When's someone gonna stuff you full of snacks and make sure you're just a cute lil Dairy cow?

Right? Truly the struggle. Who's gonna be waiting for me at home with the funnel?

Moooooooo! 😳🐮

Mooooo 🐮📈

Snack choice, elote edition: crema and cojita, mayo and extra chili, or mayo+mustard+ketchup+salsa negra?

Crema and cotija is perfect tbh. Other toppings feel like too much

Ever been railed while taking the railway?

No tbh gotta make that happen 🤔