Anonymous Beeper · 1mo

If you had to give an overbearingly poetic wine review style description to express your feelings for the 2008 film Bottle Shock, what would you say?

splashing wine around in glass and sniffing I'm getting scents of... weirdly recent period piece, family drama, and... sniff sniff Ah, and straight nonsense, of course. XD

(I'm not looking up actual wine reviews to try to mimic the style, so hopefully this'll do. XD)

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