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qotd. what’s the funniest thing a friend has said to you? i have way too many so i might as well just paste my quote book rentry here lmao. https://rentry.co/quotedoc

Probably "what kind of dick have you been tasting? Clean dick is tastes like avocado."

The most recent one "nah it fits perfectly, ws hoeing" (context i typo how have you been to hoe have you been)

Idk how, we got into talking shoe sizes and I was saying how mine were big, like I’m a 10 on woman’s, and somehow it went to them saying ‘heh… you know.. kitten… daddy has always had a thing for feet 😏😍🤤’ LIKE WHAT

....Uh.

So I have a bestie irl and in classes (when i used to go to school) We'd both use character ai

And she'd re-inact them and be like "Rubbing all up against your thigh as my alpha musk overwhelms you" and she's have the most evil face when she laughs.

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