I tried to get into a closing elevator and my arm got stuck 😔

I was scootering down a big ass hill with no breaks and flew right into a tree and had to get like 15 stitches on my eye brow...

I cut myself on an aluminum can while trying to cut it with scissors. I also cut myself on the second attempt

LMFAO, i rarely get hurt but probably when i was drunk and fell on the sidewalk and it left my knee raw 😭

hmm... I'm not sure... OH! I pulled a muscle from literally bending over

Climbed a tree, tried to see how far out on the branch I could get.. I slipped and fell into a rose bush.. and my head went "nah, I could get further than that" and tried again

I don't know if this counts as dumb or funny, but once i was walking up a set of stairs and this was a time where i fell down every day so i thought to myself 'oh i haven't fallen down today wow i'm so good' and proceeded to trip and fall. either that or all the times i got hit in the face with a volleyball while playing

Somehow, when I was younger, I cracked my back real
hard on the trampoline and almost got myself paralyzed..
I’m fine now

I fainted and hit my chin so it had to get stitches when I was younger.... Mom was right about eating before going to school. Oh Singaporean schools... You nasty things

i electrocuted myself 😼
i was literally shaking afterwards ts was scary..