they probly just have sand in their boots and think what folks tell them just sounds like lines from a self help book!

if i am one on the internet which am I?

Never met one tbh, but honestly more people could use some cheering up so maybe I just never valued them enough when they were around

Could always be both.
Except for the clowns running the government, those are definitely supernatural horrors.

horrors. definitely horrors

i have no idea who are they supposed to appeal to. children, perhaps? if so, definitely didn't work on me

We... dislike clowns.