I was going down the stairs of my house, and somehow I managed to pull out my fingernail (which was embedded) 🪦

i slipped in the shower and hit my head against smt, idk what to call it but when you get out of the shower, there was a tiny stair i think and that’s where i hit my head against TwT

jumped out of bed, stubbed his toe, had to wear a bandage

hit in the face with a hockey stick ☹️

holy shit, that must have hurt like hell 💀💀
Seriously, I think the last time I hurt myself in a silly way was when the door got stuck on my finger.

Ohhh funnn, okay i was 8, and i thought "Hmmm...I should hug my cat" by hug i meant full on hug him tightly, and the poor thing panicked and scratched me in the face and my chest