CHARLES TRANSITION LIFE HACKS:
NO. 1: INFANT MALNUTRITION
NO. 2: CHILDHOOD MALNUTRITION
NO. 3: SHOVE YOURSELF UP CHIMNEYS NEARLY EVERY DAY SINCE AGE 6
NO. 4: SMOKE LIKE THE CHIMNEYS YOU GET SHOVED UP
NO. 5: GET GRAVELLY VOICE EVEN AS A YOUNG CHILD FROM ALL THAT SMOKING AND SOOT INHALATION
NO. 6: HAVE SEVERELY STUNTED GROWTH AND A CONCERNINGLY SLIGHT BUILD FROM THE ABOVE FACTORS
NO. 7: CUT YOUR HAIR AND DRESS LIKE A BOY
NO. 8: NEVER TELL ANYONE YOU WERE BORN A GIRL AND GO BY A MAN'S NAME
NO. 9: PROFIT