probably, when i was like 3 months old or so

all those unfinished projects that i try to keep working on

if you mean the patty, some of them are decent, the fast food ones are usually bad, homemade ones are kinda nice. if you mean a person from hamburg, i haven't eaten one yet, but i'll tell you when i do

i don't drive any car

i didn't know that (now i know, thanks!) but usually it didn't result in a panic, so it might not have worked. maybe i'd have to turn lockups into panics by a kernel parameter but in case of hardware issues you can't really reproduce stuff consistently so it'd be up for chance when this random panic happens, but maybe it's worth trying. there's also situations where the device isn't responding but i'm not sure if even a lockup happened, which is even more annoying. but i'll surely try this next time i get into a situation where i want to debug a kernel crash!

a statue of a woodchuck

i become scary for halloween, it's a seasonal thing

historically it's been anything running in a windows vm because crapware doesn't like to leave meaningful logs, nowadays it's hardware bugs and things that crash the device because that doesn't leave any logs either

i think i'm mythical enough as i am now

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