I almost had my grandparents arrested because I was screaming too loudly in the back seat during a family trip—because I had a spider in my hair.

i got ran over by a motorcycle LMAO, um... and once i got to the hospital overdosing. on. cafeine.

Theres a shit ton.. but the thing no one believes is that I have IED, i suppose.. 😌

Two girls have tried to fight me.

I stabbed myself lightly in the chest with a pitchfork(twice bc I appreciate do not learn), nearly fell off of the roof bc I had to fix my folk's gutters and was once accidentally abandoned while on a classtrip/studytrip to poland

i’ve almost drowned four times

um idk heh there’s too many

First of all, what in the unluckest luck twin, second of all, someone spread a rumor about me and best friend that we were dating and we weren’t and then at the end of the school year (back in high school), she confessed to me and then turns out everyone in our friendship has popped out of nowhere and cheered (more like pressured) me to date and then we dated even though I didn’t like her and then she broke up with me on my birthday because I was ‘too’ focused studying… bro I was trying to do smth with my life 🥀💔😭

UH IDK I'M BORING ASF- maybe when I went on a school trip and we were in this area my classmates and everything, and then everyone just left?? like, gone. me and another classmate (FUCK GRAMMAR IDC IF I GOT THAT WRONG) were left alone. and we were in this area surrounded by walls or sm shi and trying to buy souvenirs and some random dude took us across multiple roads back to our bus?? 😭 just shows how low my survival skills are....

i was almost kidnapped once? TwT i was in their car and then they just pulled over and let me out and i walked home and that was that