Ask me asks

Someone secret · 1d

The love question was a song reference, not asking for your literal thoughts on love.

Oh, I know. xD
I just don't know how to answer it without just continuing the lyrics, and I've already done that on past askbox sites. :P

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

What is love?

I think I've gotten this same exact ask multiple times on every anonymous ask site I've ever used? It's okay tho not send me questions if you don't actually have anything to ask. It's allowed. I'll forgive you. :'D

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

...What was the Shirtless Anon incident, if you're comfortable sharing? Sounds ominous.

There was a time when my characters were more clothed than they are now, and, every time I drew anything at all, this one guy would send me a bunch of "can you post a shirtless version?" messages that all had the same typing quirks and also often had descriptions of two very specific shirtless outfits he was fixated on.

They got worse and worse and more and more frequent the more I ignored them, until eventually one day he sent like 15 nearly identical messages across 3 sites in the span of a few minutes, and the only way to make him stop was by completely disabling anon asks for a few months because anon blocks just didn't do anything. òHó

And if you've ever seen me draw a character with a neon "OPEN" sign on their shirt, it's because early on, before he got super extremely desperate, I intentionally misinterpreted one of his requests for a character wearing an open shirt because I always creatively misinterpreted anonymous art requests back then, and I somehow thought it would make him leave me alone. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Anyway, now the shirt is a permanent part of all of my characters' wardrobes. :P

(Also, unrelated, but someone who was NOT Shirtless Anon and who'd never interacted with me in my life tried to cancel me for misinterpreting the "open" shirt request because Tumblr was hell. :D)

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

do you have any bad habits?

No, I'm perfect. 😌✨

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

What is a man?!

you're trying to drag me into "a miserable little pile of secrets" vs. "a featherless biped" discourse, aren't you. >:0

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

do you trim? 👀

I trimmed my beard just a few days ago, and I mowed the lawn a day after that. I've not had a haircut since August. :D

And if you're asking about my balls, it's a mystery and the world will never know!~✨ :D

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

what site/app do you spend the most time on each day?

I almost always have a youtube video playing in the background no matter what I'm doing.

I like having background noise that's interesting enough to keep my mind from wandering so much that it gets lost, but not too interesting that it distracts me from doing dishes or laundry or drawing or whatever.

Right now though, I'm not really sure what my taste in videos is, so I often spend more time looking for background noise that's not too boring but not too interesting than actually having background noise. Oops! :'D

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 1d

what is the ideal sock length?

I buy crew socks, but I roll them down to around half their height. I tried what claimed to be quarter length once, but they were actually just ankle socks (which I Do Not Like™) in disguise. :'D

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 2d

A few fun questions asked earlier I thought were different from ones that you mentioned were earlier on your list, my apologies. You don't have to respond to this, by the way, and you can delete those newer ones too if I accidentally said anything said by anyone earlier or the like; I'm sorry and didn't mean to annoy you.

It's cool. You'll only really begin to annoy me if I start thinking it's intentionally maliciously asking the same thing over and over again after I've already said I'm not interested, and that's not happened since the dreaded Shirtless Anon™ disappeared from existence a decade ago. :P

Gorp · 1d

Someone secret · 2d

If you could be a feral possum in real life for 24 hours, but you can't undo the transformation until the time is up, would you? You would still have human intelligence in this hypothetical scenario.

Would I really count as feral if I had human intelligence? :'D

And I think I'll have to turn down your offer, sorry. I'm a very anxious person, and I can think of 1000 more ways I could die as a real possum than ways I could have fun, AND opossums are already naturally anxious and involuntarily shit and faint when stressed, so I think maybe I'd die the moment I tried climbing a tree or crossing the street. :'D