Mia Rose Winter · 9 answers · 2d
How clumsy would You describe yourself? I personally constantly injure myself because between my fucked sense of balance, my bad knees, my likely damaged hips and my potential birth-damage to my inner ear I can life in a place for a decade and still sometimes randomly hit a table that hasn't moved since Obama was President. The fragile girl-skin isn't helping either.
I am quite dexterous when it comes to art or gaming. But in everything else? Let’s put it this way: I am fairly certain door handles were invented to torture me personally. I have destroyed so many articles of clothing with them. Cables mean I will fall over them at some point, possibly damaging connected equipment (thank the gods for Bluetooth). Put a glass precariously close to the edge of the table? - better not with me around. I have a laundry sack (which is great) because I kept falling into or over the crates/baskets, destroying a lot of them over the years. A f-ing ballroom would be too confined for me to not find something I could collide with in an unfortunate way. So, yeah. It’s amazing I’m still alive to do the things I am actually skilled at.
