I don't think this is the insult you wanted it to be?

Before you have a conniption, I understand what you meant, but allow me to educate you a little bit.

A Eulogy is normally written, or spoken, in good manner and light heart. The word itself translates to "good words"... So, asking me to write my own is like asking me to boast, which would only feed you, wouldn't it?

And, to be fair, I have already written my own Eulogy. I was professionally tasked to do so years ago, while sitting alone for hours in grievous silence, marker to paper. And who are you to tell me to disappear? Or that "no one will notice"?

I've tried.
I've seen the consequences of my actions. The pain and trauma I caused.
So, while people online may never notice... My mother would... My sister would...
I've put them through that enough. Heck, the only reason I'm responding to this is so that they will see that I stood stronger. That you didn't sway me.

Now. I will give in a little bit, because I am nothing if not considerate to even my most obsessive fans...
While I can not complete your specific request, I can link two fics of mine that are similar.

Is that boasting? 🫤 Meh.

Anyways.
You wanted a Eulogy, instead, I'll give you tidbits of my real life notes as written in "Unraveled Love" and, even better, a word-for-word excerpt from another in "Little Light"

Aside from the finality you requested, maybe whatever you're truly searching for can be found in there.. or at the very least you can brush up on your literacy.

🔗archiveofourown.org/works/34120825
🔗archiveofourown.org/works/69459901