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Anonymous Coward · 3h
Certified classic
https://youtu.be/n0H3RlaQVrM
TRUE!!!!
NoOne · 3d
If I write a card to send with the gifts to your PO box, should I spray it with the cologne I sometimes wear?
i think this would be such a cute gesture!!! 🥺 go abead!!
NoOne · 3d
I hate having anxiety attacks for no reason especially when they last for hours
Well, anyway, if I seem to disappear, it's because something happened to me irl. Just know that. I would NEVER abandon you, especially without making sure you know why. I don't know what, of anything, would even happen, but anxiety be like that sometimes, I guess. I wuves you <3
i know the feeling!!! sometimes i feel anxious for no particular reason for hours and it's just awful cuz u feel jittery and on edge and it makes it hard to do anything
but i hope you're able to calm down soon!! and i believe that nothing will happen to you :D
NoOne · 4d
No matter what lewd posts I make, dirty stories I write, or silly horny comments I make about you, my biggest fantasy towards you is to give you a hug and kiss the top of your head. Zeppy love <3
YAY!!!!!! thank you <333
Insomnia · 4d
HUH!?!? WHAT'S EVERYTHING???? i didn't know there was more, please do tell. what has been said???
but i'm glad to hear that her day went well. please don't overwork yourself with the moving and such. take care of your health and drink plenty of water. and if the cake could've had a bit more flavor then its probably not just you, but i have the pallet of an 8 year old so i don't know. ah but please do tell me if any more has been said about me i would like to know. i love you wife, please take care
that ur backflip was cool but i thought it was funny that the way u got up looked like jimothy running
and that i thought it was cool u went to nursing school
thank you!! i didnt overwork myself too much, most of the moving for the furniture and boxes was done by a moving company and mama succubus and auntie succubus handled cleaning the apartment while i helped unpack a bit in the kitchen as well as lining all of the cabinets and taking measurements and such!! so not very much hard work
i should rly drink more water though... ive been bad about it
NoOne · 4d
Are there any fetishes that you don't actually have but you think it's funny to pretend you do and joke about it?
i dont think so!!!!!! if there is i cant remember LOL
i feel like most of the stuff i talk about liking is stuff i actually like
Insomnia · 5d
hi hi zepa,
i hope my mother in law had a good birthday. and i hope that your day was good as well, hopefully she enjoyed the cake you gave her. i love you very very much. also, i can do a better flip, i swear. pls don't call me jimothy
HELP HAS NANA BEEN TELLING YOU EVERYTHING
the video of the flip was cool! i just thought the way you got up afterward was silly LOLL
it was busy throughout the day with unpacking and stuff but she seemed to enjoy her dinner!!
tbh i struggled to find a cake somewhat last minute, but i was able to find one!!! it was rly prettily decorated on the outside but i feel like it could've been a liiiiiiiitle more flavorful !!! thats just my fatass self speaking tho lol :P
Anonymous Coward · 5d
Why are you so nice to people like me who don't deserve it?
i don't know what makes you think you don't deserve it!
and honestly.. i feel like this is just who i am? as a default?
i don't think ive ever been the kind of person to be standoffish unless im shy/don't know the person, but that's usually irl and not on the internet
i don't really see any purpose or merit in being mean just to be mean and i never really thought of myself or my personality as anything special, ive just always been this way
Hightech_TR · 8d
Zeppy!!
Words cannot express how much I really want to find you irl and simply comfort you. Seeing you sulk over your performance or popularity, it also makes me wanna cry. I wanna stay by your side as a loyal impet while you grow. I really have no control over how you think about yourself and stuff, and I wish that everything I say has more positive impact, because that’s what I want. Please please I beg of you never leave us ever! From the moment I found you to the day I’m on my deathbed, I will always love you. And I still feel like that isn’t enough to express how much I really love and care about you. Oh how I wish I can yank those brainworms out your head, it really hurts to see you so down and wanting to leave. I wanna be there with you and doing everything to comfort you and take care of you right now.
You will always be my number one everything. I love you so much.
headpat hug kiss cuddle everything
thank you ;;;;
i will try not to leave, even if some days it feels incredibly hard to continue
im happy that my content and my silliness has brought you some amount of happiness and joy since you've found me
i feel very happy to have some of my first ever truly dedicated impets :'3
Saint Ballsotron · 5d
Soon I shall be home from my trip. Then I'll be able to attend more stuff, no promises that I will always be there, I will try however.
YAY!! i hope you enjoyed the trip even just a little!!
in my experience, sometimes, even if you dont do anything fancy or crazy, just being in a new environment for a while can help you feel a little better