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qotd. what’s the strangest dream youve ever had? i think there was once i dreamed that i was being chased by a huge marshmallow and then i fell into a lake of chocolate.
you asked for nothing, all my dreams are idiotic and my friends are still in shock. (that's why they love me)
summoned satan and woke up when they strangled me.
drank tea with a bear and a lion in the winter in a swimsuit in an abandoned city after my vampire boyfriend left me.
crawled around the cafeteria on his knees and begged for cocoa, and then made love to the barista in the dressing room because he had a tiger cub.
went to a strange city with a guy I was very in love with, and found out that he was my son. (nadimnoy and his father were conducting experiments in the laboratory)
illegally sold apartments in dubai.
helped the guy find his mother, because he was the son of the devil.
(this is just a small part)
