not hate but there are certain things i will not read…i will try to be brief (MORE IN LINK)

slow burn that just involves peeling tangerines. oh im not hungry

i am too old to be reading fics where the characters dont fuck atleast once. call me a sex pest but i dont care. and don’t be putting implied sex scenes either i need to be INNIT. keep that shit on the playground otherwise.

dead dove work where the dove aint even dead for real. on the other side of this there are just times where the author is just doing too much. another layer to this is that i think all dead dove work should be anonymous. i think we should all know less about eachother.

anything less than 2k words. lets develop the idea a little more mamas.

anything more than 40k. you need to make a long story short.

i think a threesome fic is fun and all but i have a sixth sense where i can tell there’s favoritism and you just threw in an extra member for funsies. but threesome fics i will usually sometimes always read.

i think i might just be evil cuz i really do have something against extreme fluff. i need angst and a little toxicity im sorry.

half of these are jokes and i’m sure theres more but i might be a pickier fujoshi than i thought.