When people assume I won't be snarky just because I tend to be socially friendly most of the time. Me choosing to be polite doesn't mean I'm unable to be nasty.

Sometimes I walk around with a grumpy face and I’ve often heard that I seem to be in a bad mood, but I SWEAR it’s just my normal expression. (╥﹏╥)

That I’m unapproachable, when I actually yap A LOT once I’m comfortable.

I could honestly make a list. It’s actually pretty rare for me to genuinely like people. And now that I think about it, I once immediately disliked someone because they said patterned socks were ugly. Some things are just unforgivable!!!!!!!

That I'm some deeply serious and poetic person. Truth is, I'm actually one of the funniest guys out there. Autism and modesty aside.