i’m going to do a top 3 because some of the shit i’ve consumed would make vultures puke.

1. pigeon spit soup - they extract the spit pigeons use to hold their nests together. my mom would mix it in with sugar and coconut to try to make it tastier. sometimes there’d be feathers in there
2. cockroach stew - boiled with mulch and bark and some fuckass leaves. it was thick and black and tasted like tartar and gravel. my mom insisted it would fix my acne (it didn’t)
3. 1000-year-old eggs - these fucking suck. conceptually i don’t think they’re that crazy but having to finish one of these will do damage to your soul

i will never fight back against chinese food being dogshit solely because of my horrible family