i got fat girl and evil son from a friend who was going to be my roommate in college but it didn’t work out last second. we were going to get a senior cat from the shelter but then she texted me that her friend’s mom’s cat had kittens and they were free if i wanted one and sent a picture of them. i decided hell yes i want one of those kittens. i was gonna just get one, my evil son, but my mom was like “why don’t u get two?” and i was like “that’s an option?” so then i ended up getting a boy and a girl. i didnt know anything about them when i got them except that one was a boy and one was a girl (didn’t even know which was which). they ended up being way younger than i was expecting and probably shouldn’t have been separated from their mother yet. but now i have fat girl and evil son