bwshahahaha the only thing i read there was “your stories are almost perfect” so like, thank you so much for the compliment, bestie 🫶. saying that is basically like admitting i write better than what your brain can process. like wow, i’m so sorry my writing didn’t trip over itself enough to convince you it’s 100% human.

but for the record, i’ve been in journalism since junior high, feature writer to be exact. i also read international books most of the time, and i take notes kasi that’s how you stretch your vocabulary, free vocab buffet na iyan oh. so you might as well care to improve, right?

also heads up lang na feature writers live and breathe descriptive language. so we used vivid descriptions, sensory details, and metaphors to create a mental picture for the reader. so yeah, sorry po if they feel too alive for you to handle hehe. kasi gan'yan talaga ako magsulat. i2 lang ako 😔

and let’s be real, ai-made, they’d read like a cardboard box: flat, lifeless, soulless. yet somehow, people still cry, laugh, and spiral over my aus at ungodly hours. funny how “emotionless text” manages to wreck people emotionally hahahahahshaha