i LOVE this question. thank you so much.

Sex with one another: It's a tie. they are both hypersexual rabbits on crack and Autumn is sucha rage-baiter that I imagine she would mock Wisteria for having a 'plastic dick' (proceeds to get assaulted and have her sexuality shifted). genuinely depends on the day for them both. It's a very interesting concept to think of, cause Autumn typically likes "cuter" "smaller" girls (to feel a sense of power.) while Wisteria would find Autumn very sexy (views her as doll-like) but her personality turns her off. They both turn each other off for different reasons that it turns into a "they are both raping each other" thing. Wisteria still wins because Autumn isn't used to the power of the strap. I'm sorry Autumn.

marathon sex with someone else: depends on the day, I want to say Autumn because she is such a... animal in heat. Wisteria isn't used to sex as much as Autumn either. But Wisteria can go for multiple rounds until she passes out. Autumn keeps going as well. Little jack rabbits...

cutting: Autumn wins. Now, after therapy where Marcellus sprays Autumn with water every time she tries to cut... Wisteria might win.

trolling on 4chan: Wisteria wins. Autumn hasn't been on the internet as long as Wisteria has. Autumn is way better at trolling IRL, while Wisteria frequently gets banned due to posting about TCC stuff online and getting into arguments/debates about shooters. Autumn mainly uses the internet for calico critter information.